This based off of "How I met your mother" season 5 episode 23 "The Wedding Bride". I saw this episode and it made me automatically think of Canada. ENJOY!
I can't believe my eyes; I sit in the movie theater stunned. This movie was absolutely ATROCIOUS. But, I'm getting too far ahead of myself.
The previous guy I dated Alfred, left me at the altar for his ex-girlfriend Natalia. I was heartbroken but I muscled through and then I met Gil.
Now I've only dated Gil for about three weeks, and I'm still very conscious about people's emotional baggage (*cough* I'm still in love with my ex *cough*) I couldn't seem to find anything about Gil that's wrong. I told him that I wanted to make pancakes for him, and he seemed very anxious.
So we go to see a movie, and I hated it so much, I forgot the name. But the producer was Natalia. "Oh God." I whisper.
The story line was the story of how al left me at the altar, with one slight problem. If you think I would be the good guy; you're wrong. I was portrayed as Macy Rillliams; a jerk- like, clumsy, architect no says "no can dosville baby doll" a lot. I was completely out raged, but I didn't say anything. The two minute date Al and I had because it didn't fit into his schedule, was changed to me demanding to have sex. (I'm a virgin I SWEAR!) I felt like crying. I knew that Natalia was Scary and crazy but, I never thought she would so something as crazy as this.
"Zat vas a good movie" Gil said, "and ze awesome me doesn't say zat too often"\
"Umm… Yea" I nod.
"Vy did you say 'oh god' in ze beginning?" he asked me.
"Oh, ummm… No reason" I reply.
Later in the week, Gil and I went out with Gil's friends, Francis and Antonio. And I have no idea how we got on topic but they started to talk about the movie.
"Oh my god it was such a good movie" they gabbed, "It was so funny".
"Like that stupid Maple Leaf tattoo" Was one of the comments.
"Well I don't think it was that good" I softly whisper.
"WHAT!?" They screamed.
"Well the plot was too simple and it was obvious what was going to happen" I shrank in my chair as they loom over me.
"But zat's vat happens in all movies" Gil replied.
"Umm… well, I still don't think it was very good"
"Vell it Vas" Gilbert says, Francis and Antonio nodding in agreement.
"And I am entitled to my own opinions" I get out of my chair and march out of the room.
The next day, I was sitting at home, regretting what I did yesterday. I abruptly sat up; I still may have a chance. I needed to talk to Gil and I knew just where to find him. I stood up and grabbed my keys. I locked the door to my apartment and ran down the stairs to the first floor. I sprinted down the block and turned into the theater. Rapidly, I explained to the person at the ticket counter; I needed to talk to Gil so bad. Thankfully, the person letting people in was very nice and has only been working for about a week. I ran into theater umber thirteen and ran in front of the screen. "Gil," I start spotting him in the third row, "I have no idea how long this will last, but I want to tell you something. I'm Macy Rilliams in this movie. Except for I didn't do all of those selfish nasty things to anyone. The fact is my ex-boyfriend's Girlfriend that he left me for is the producer of this movie and twisted the story a lot. But that's not the point." I took a deep breath, "Gil, will you let me make you pancakes?"
He stares at me for a couple seconds that seems like hours, then his lips curl into a smile and nods. "Zat vould be awesome".
We both ran into the middle of the aisle. I kissed him and he kissed me back. I felt like the luckiest person alive; and I still do today. And that kids, is how I met your father.
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