Hey guys! I'm back with yet another fic. I actually planned this one out, so yeah. This one might not be as good because I wrote like half of it, but then my stupid computer started updating for windows and then erased it. UGH!
Anyways, enjoy~
P.S: Anyone psyched out for the Psych slumber party as I am?!
Disclaimer: I do not own Psych, but I wish I did.
Shawn Spencer and Juliet O' Hara sat in the exact same seats in the exact same diner when they first met. These were their seats, it always would be.
Shawn had ordered himself a cheeseburger and fries along with a pineapple smoothie. Juliet on the other hand ordered a simple Cesar salad with a pineapple smoothie of her own.
"Hey, so what are we doing tomorrow?" Juliet asked him innocently.
"It's a surprise." He said as he gave her his trademark grin. He planted a soft kiss on her cheek before returning to his food.
"No hints?" She asked with a puppy dog face.
"No, Jules. S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E. You'll just have to wait for tomorrow." He stuck a tongue out at her. As she was about to grab it, her phone went off.
Ring Ring
She looked at the caller ID and informed him, "I gotta take this, it's Paula."
"Ugh." Shawn grumbled. "She's so annoying."
"She's my friend." Juliet said as she slapped him playfully on the arm.
She swiveled her seat so her back would face him and answered her phone. "Hey Paula."
Shawn waited patiently for Juliet to finish her call with that wicked witch while making a crawly snake with his straw wrapper. It reminded him of how he met her.
"Shawn? Shawn Spencer?" He heard a guy say. He turned to look at the 3 guys that just entered the diner.
"Tommy? Bill? Jack?" He asked, very well knowing the answer.
"Long time no see buddy!" Jack said as he gave Shawn a "bro hug."
"How's it been going?" Tommy asked while giving Shawn a "bro hug" followed by Bill.
"Great. Things are awesome in Santa Barbara, I'm glad I came back. So what's with you guys now? How come you're in Santa Barbara?"
"Work." They all said at the same time.
"We're business partners. We own the Juicy Smoothies chain now." Jack chirped in.
"I love that place! You know what you guys should do? You should give me a discount cause, ya know, we go way back."
"Sure anything for you."
"Thanks Tommy!" Shawn exclaimed.
"So what's with you? How many jobs have you gotten since you came back to Santa Barbara?" Bill snickered.
"I've actually only had one job. I'm the psychic detective for the SBPD. I help solve crimes for the police."
"Woah! That's so cool! So you're kinda like Bonnie & Clyde?" Bill asked him.
"No, you idiot. Bonnie and Clyde were criminals." Tommy said as he slapped Bill upside the head.
"Ohhhhhh." Bill said in realization.
"Psychic?" Tommy said in a 'are-you-fucking-kidding-me' look.
"I don't have time to do my psychic thing right now. The spirits are really tired, they've worked on a lot of cases this week." Shawn slumped in his seat to look convincing.
"Oh, that reminds me. You still like Spielberg movies right?" Jack said, changing the subject.
"Who doesn't?! Indiana Jones, E.T, and you can't forget Back to the Future 1, 2 , and 3!"
"Right?!" Bill chipped in.
"We're having this Spielberg marathon tomorrow and it'd be cool if you could come. We got your favorite popcorn." Jack said inquisitively.
"Oh, I would love to go guys, but tomorrow I'm taking my girlfriend to dinner. It's our 2 year anniversary." He grinned.
"Oh My God! The legendary Shawn Spencer has finally settled down?! Who is this mystery girl that has Shawn Spencer pegged?" Jack eagerly asked.
"Well her name is Juliet O' Hara. She's a junior detective at the SBPD, we work together. After like 6 years of flirting and stuff, I made a move." Shawn smiled.
"Well tell us about her man! What's she like?"
"It's gonna be a long list." He warned the 3 men.
"We got time. Right guys?" Jack asked and in return, the 2 other men nodded eagerly.
"Well we met in this diner 6 years ago and I gotta tell you man, she's beautiful and sexy. She has the body of freaken goddess." Shawn said, obviously knowing that Juliet could listen to the conversation.
Juliet had just finished her phone call and as she was about to release the phone from her ear, she heard Shawn speaking to 3 men that she thought was his friends from his past.
"She's caring, down-to-earth, funny, smart, brave, and when she takes down a criminal? FUCKING GORGEOUS!"
Juliet had started blushing wildly. She loved Shawn more in this moment than any other time.
"She doesn't even mind my immaturity. I guess the 6 years we had together before our relationship really did us good." Shawn said in a moment of realization.
He's right. Juliet thought to herself. She lost herself in thought, but Shawn's voice brought her back to reality.
"She even get's my 80's references and jokes along with me! And she loves pineapple man!"
"Damn, you got yourself a girl Shawn Spencer. She's a keeper." Tommy said with a hint of pride.
"Shut up Tommy. Shawn, you have to tell us what she's like in the sack!" Bill radiated with excitement and eagerness.
"Do you guys really want to know? It'll make you jealous." Shawn knew Juliet was listening and the next part of his statement was definitely true.
"Yes!" Jack added in, also radiating with eagerness. In fact even Juliet was eager to know.
"You remember Bouncin' Barbie?" Shawn asked.
All 3 men nodded.
"Best. Sex. I've. Ever. Had." Tommy emphasized each word with pleasure. Bill and Jack nodded in agreement.
"Well," Shawn chuckled first and then continued, "multiply that by 100 and there ya go. Maybe it's because I love her, but it's the most amazing sex I've ever had."
Juliet was blushing so hard, that she looked like a red tomato about to pop. She shoved her phone in her pocket and walked to the bathroom.
Noticing this, Shawn was pleased. He knew she had a tendency to blush, so he made her do just that and a plus side was that he meant every single word.
"Damn Shawn, you're one lucky man." Jack said as he held out a hand. Shawn shook it and said, "I know I am."
"Wait, aren't you supposed to be at work then?" Tommy asked quizzically.
"Today's my day off. Just free time." He casually said as he took a sip of his pineapple smoothie.
"Oh. Cool."
"Woah, woah, woah!" Bill exclaimed as he tapped Jack repeatedly on the chest.
"What's up?" Shawn asked as he set down his glass.
"Look over there." He gestured his head to a woman just exiting the bathroom.
Shawn tilted his head and snicked to himself quietly.
"That woman is fine!" Jack emphasized.
This time, Shawn's snicker was louder than he intended.
"What? What's so funny?" Jack asked.
"You'll never get her." Shawn said casually again as he took yet another sip of his pineapple smoothie, knowing he would be kissing Jules soon.
"How are you so sure?" Jack unbuttoned his second button of his dress shirt and spread the collars, exposing his chest a little.
Shawn put his finger to his head like the countless times he had done before.
"Oh yeah, psychic." Tommy said while waving his hands a little like jazz hands.
"Well if you're so confident psychic, you give it a try." Jack said, fully aware that Shawn had a girlfriend.
"Fine." Shawn got up from his seat and then looked at the 3 men. "Watch and learn boys."
"Wouldn't your girlfriend of 2 years not approve of this?" Jack tried to do his best to not let Shawn get to "his woman."
"I know she'll be okay with this." Shawn said positively.
"What? No Spencer hair fluff or collar pop?" Jack intently asked,
"I don't need it." Shawn turned on his heels and walked toward Juliet.
"Shawn." She started, but Shawn cut her off.
"You see those 3 men by our seats?" He whispered to her.
"Are those criminals?!" She whispered back, leaning toward him in cautiousness.
"No, no, no. Nothing like that." He said as he quickly held his hands up in surrender and clutched onto her hands. "They're old buddies of mine and they thought they could get you and I swooped in." He took one hand off her hands and onto her shoulder.
"So, you're saying that if I was some random chick and your friends said that I was hot, you would swoop in so they couldn't get the girl?" She said in a 'oh-really' tone as she took a step back, leaving Shawn feeling empty.
He heard snickers from his friends as he took a step forward.
"No, of course not Jules. I love you, you know that. Only you." He took another step closer as he grabbed her waist and pulled her close with his right hand while his left fiddled with the tips of her hair.
"I even took a sip of pineapple smoothie, so that my breath wouldn't smell like burger and fries." He pouted.
She leaned closer, their heads side-by-side and whispered teasingly, "What would make you think that I would kiss you?"
"Do you know how much you're turning me on right now?" He whispered back.
"I do." She said with a little giggle in her tone.
"You naughty girl." He imposed playfully. "Kiss me."
"Gladly." She said as she leaned in and gave him a 5 second kiss to convince Shawn's friends.
"I love you so much Jules. You're so sexy right now." Shawn said as he turned to walk back to his seat with one hand on the small of her back as Juliet did the same.
"I know." She said, out of ear-shot of his friends.
"Hey guys." He grinned at the 3 men.
"You know he has a girlfriend right?!" Jack said quickly in effort to save his chance.
Juliet leaned closer to Jack and whispered, "I know." She pulled back back to Shawn's side as she smirked.
"Oh where are my manners?! These are my friends. Jack, Bill, and Tommy." He said in order as his hand pointed to each one of them.
"Your girlfriend is going to be outrageous about this!" Jack said hastily in one last effort to get Juliet.
"I don't think she's going to worry about that." She said teasingly as she turned to Shawn, slid her hand up his chest, and gave him a chaste kiss.
"Shawn, I'll be waiting in the outside okay?" She slipped out of Shawn's grasp and returned to the 3 men sitting in front of her. "Nice meeting you men." She started to walk out of the establishment when she stopped, turned back, and gave a wink to Shawn before heading out the door.
"Kay, Jules. Be there in a sec!" He said loudly, so she would her. She raised her hand in a thumbs up to gesture that she got the message.
"Your girlfriend is still going to be furious!" Jack argued.
Shawn shook is head in dissapointment as he took a final sip of his pineapple smoothie and put $30 underneath the cool glass. "Thanks Laurie!" He called out to the waitress.
"No problem Shawn! See you next time!" She called back from the kitchen.
"She is his girlfriend you moron!" Tommy said. "They played us."
"And that is why you never mess with a man's girl gentlemen." He did an imaginary tipping of his hat and walked out of the diner. "I'll be here all 3 seconds! Don't forget to tip your waitress!" He joked as he met up with Juliet and put one hand in his pocket and the other around her shoulders.
"The most amazing sex you've ever had, huh?" She teased him as she smiled a little.
"Definitely Jules, I would never lie about that." He looked down towards Juliet as she looked up. "
"Love you Jules." He placed a kiss onto her head as she replied, "Love you too Shawn."