Group Therapy

by yankeedoodlelimey1944

"An Alcoholic, a kleptomaniac and a kid with OCD walk into a bar and - OW! What was that for?" George cried. Easy Company didn't know what'd hit 'em; one nurse was always half drunk, one kept stealing things and the other flipped out if you swapped something round. Sticking them with Easy Company, with all their problems, apparently, was the brass' idea of group therapy. T for lang

1. Disclaimer

Righty Ho! This is just an introductory chapter, m'kay? Good.

This story is a collaboration between xxxRainbowxxxStarxxx (me), vintagecowgirl1010 and possibly a third person, we're just using this new account so we don't have to fanny around with sending each other a chapter at a time.

Secondly, if you have OCD, Kleptomania or you're an alcoholic, we don't mean to offend you and we don't mean to take the mick. I know some of these things aren't funny, but honestly, Family Guy has said worse.

Thirdly, the DISCLAIMER!

We don't own Band of Brothers, any quotes/poems/song lyrics/ or songs we may use. We don't earn anything from it or stuff like that. Band of Brothers belongs to Steven Speilberg, Tom Hanks and HBO. The only things we own, are the characters and some of the impossible situations they find themselves in that aren't in the series.

Another thing: This story is purely based on the Band of Brothers T.V series and is in no way, to do with the real lives of the of the veterans, whom we have such profound respect for.

Also, if you're reading in America, and some words seem like they're spelled wrong, and it's a chapter that I've written (RainbowStar) it's because I'm British and we have different ways of spelling things, the same goes to those reading in Britain, vintagecowgirl1010 is from America and so we're bound to spell things differently. Also, the third writer is Danish so English isn't her first language. Plus I'm a bit dyslexic.

Last thing: This is FANFICTION. It won't be realistic because of the fact that it is FICTION. Made up. We'll try to make things sound realistic, but we can't guarantee anything.