Tyson's car screeched to a halt. "We're here. Daichi, you stay in the car." Ray called.
"Huh? Why?!" Daichi demanded.
"The last time we let you go shopping, furry creatures died. Remember?" he replied.
Kai glanced back at the car.
"Kai, come on." Ray called.
"Comiiiing." Kai replied sweetly.
Suddenly, the car burst into flame, as Daichi screamed. "That was for Mr Tweets, bitch." Kai smirked.
Ray took out the shopping list. "Alright, the list of groceries. Page 1: orange juice, milk, cheese, eggs, tuna and chocolate. Page 2: paper towels, glue, hair accessories, bottled water, bandages and Tylenol." he announced.
He paused.
"Huh. Didn't see that last one. Mariah's got horrible handwriting...T...A...M..." he began. "TAMPONS?!" he screeched.
Max, Tyson and Kai looked horrified. Hilary looked puzzled about their expressions.
"OK, page 1: us four. Sweet!" Tyson exclaimed, grabbing the first page. He, Kai and Max fled with Hilary.
"I hate you guys." Ray snarled under his breath.
Tyson looked at the list. "Huh, Ray's one to talk. His writing's crap too. "Groceries"? Looks like "grocones" to me." he exclaimed.
"Hey, that's "balls" in Spanish!" Max smirked.
"How'd you-?" Tyson blinked.
"No, it's "cajones", idiot." Kai replied.
"How'd you know that, Kai?" Hilary blinked.
"He'll tell ya later, Hil. Get me some of those, will ya?" Tyson replied, handing her a piece of paper.
"Don't touch me!" Kai whimpered, as Max was nearly shoved into him.
Hilary looked at the paper. It read "Condoms". She shivered.
"And as for you: shopping foul. Abuse of foreign languages." Tyson added, glaring at Max.
"Penalty time?" Kai grinned.
"Penalty time." he nodded. The two cackled evilly.
"Penalty...?" Max blinked.
Ray looked at the feminine hygiene section. "Kill me, kill me now." he sighed.
Suddenly, Max screamed as he flew past in a trolley. There was a loud crash. "My grocones!" he groaned.
MEANWHILE
Hilary gazed at the condoms. "They come in sizes?!" she blinked.