The Guide's Omissions

by magicheese

An ongoing series of the entries in the Guide that weren't there and should have been, or were there and weren't mentioned. Warning: We begin this saga with what I like to call BJ. (No, you dirty-minded fools) A Bad Joke. Go stick your head in an pig!

Procrastination.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on procrastination.

The publishers never got round to actually finishing that one.