ZOMG… I can't believe I'm actually gonna write this… oh well… I got commissioned, so here I go….
It was a bright, sunny morning in Konohagakure, and a certain blonde shinobi was particularly happy. Why? It was his birthday, of course. H had decided to have a party with the rest of the rookie nine in his house, with music, cake, food, the works. He had just finished setting up when he heard a knock on the door.
"All right," Sakura said to Ino, who had arrived with her, "remember the plan."
"Right," replied Ino, "we're dedicating tonight to pushing them together. I've got the trick bottle and the truth-or-dare list."
"And I've got the rubber chicken and the packet of cocoa beans."
The kunoichi stifled their giggles as Naruto opened the door.
"Ah! Sakura-chan! Ino-chan! Hajimashite!"
"Happy birthday, Naruto-kun!" chimed the girls, favoring the boy with a kiss on the cheek from the both of them.
"How come you never did that before I came out?" asked Naruto, once the girls had entered. However, another knock caused him to be denied an answer. The next to arrive was Sasuke, who walked in looking emo as usual and handed the Blonde a crudely wrapped gift, along with a curt "here." Eventually, the rest of the invited guests showed up, as well as Gaara, who decided to have nothing to do with this story and stood in corner looking scary, like Shikamaru and Shino, who also had declined to appear. Yes, the characters have free will… this actually happened; now sit down and be quiet. Eventually, after people had eaten, and the awkward small talk was complete, someone cranked some tunes and the shinobi began to dance, morphing into adorable chibi versions of themselves in the process.
"Excellent!" whispered chibi Ino into the ear of the likewise shrunken Sakura, "Now's our chance!" With that, Ino walked over to Kiba and whispered "Here's your chance, lover boy!" She then pushed him forward into the dance area.
Simultaneously, Sakura said to Naruto, "Go dance with Kiba-kun! Everyone'll have a good laugh!" and pushed him into the ninja that Ino had just propelled toward the same location.
Kiba cleared his throat nervously, and then blushed madly as Naruto yanked him into a wild swing dance. Incidentally, Naruto had magically become a world-class swing dancer for his party, by the forbidden "Fruitcake no Jutsu." Everyone in the room stopped and cheered on the two boys as they swung around and around. Kiba merely gulped and hoped that the blonde wouldn't notice that Kiba was staring joyously into his eyes. Once the song ended, the dance was unofficially over. At this point, Sasuke, in a completely out-of-character moment, suggested they play spin-the-bottle. After getting over the shock of the situation, the partygoers wholeheartedly agreed. After a few rounds, which included such adorable moments as Hinata's giving a shy peck on the cheek to Gaara, who still inhabited his corner and almost fainted from shock, and Lee blowing another barrage of heart-shaped kiss attacks at Sakura before Gai-sensei jumped through the window.
"Naughty, naughty, Lee! How did you get out of your chains? Back to the dungeon with you!" And with that, the green-clad "nice guy" held Lee over his shoulder and bounded out into the streets. They were both killed in a few hours by a swarm of hornets that Iruka had summoned.
"That's for moving in on my Kakashi!" yelled the academy teacher triumphantly. Sakura decided it was time to implement phase two of the plan, and signaled to Ino. The blonde kunoichi took advantage of the confusion to swap the normal bottle with her trick one.
"Ok," she announced, "It's the birthday boy's turn, so whoever gets this one had better make it nice and long!" Naruto spun the bottle with a deep red staining his cheeks. Ino poured a little chakra into the bottle and slowed t ever so slightly, causing it to land on- Shino? No, that wasn't right. She gave it a little jump, and the bottle stopped once more on the adorable dog-nin. Kiba gulped and flushed so deep that one could no longer see his facial markings. Naruto walked over on his hands and knees.
"What's the matter, dog breath? Too good for guys, are you?"
"N-no... I just…" the brunette was cut off by the receipt of a face-full of Naruto. The blonde had begun the kiss, and Kiba actually passed out for a second. When he regained his composure, he closed his eyes and began pushing back against the other boy, exploring the depths of the mouth he had secretly pined for during the last few months. Akamaru would never stop saying "I told you so" when his master returned. The kiss broke and the room let out a breath it had been holding. After many statements of "awwww!" and several pictures of the two cuddling, everyone resumed dancing. For the rest of the night, Kiba and Naruto never once took their eyes off of one another. The party came to its conclusion and the guests began to file out the door. Naruto flicked a streamer out of his hair and collapsed onto his bed. Or, rather, he collapsed onto the warm, bare chest of Kiba.
"Naruto, I just want to make sure you know… I was serious about that kiss, and I hope that you were, too, and that maybe we could…"
"Kiba?" interrupted the blonde.
"Yes, Naruto?"
"Shut up, Kiba." And with that, Naruto laid another passionate kiss upon the blushing Inuzuka.
"Ai o shiteru, Naruto."
"Ai o shite to, Kiba."