A/N: I don't own One Piece.

Thirty Ways to Annoy Franky

Put a bucket on his head then hit him very hard on the top of the bucket with a frying pan.

Sharpen your teeth so they're like vampire fangs. Hide in a darkened room. When he comes in, jump out behind him and scream "PLASMAVORE!"

Cut holes in large watermelons, then put your feet in them. Walk around with them on.

Somehow convince Chopper to cut him open and remove his cyborg parts.

Throw a bag of rice at his face in emotional moments, just to ruin the mood.

Use his stomach-fridge to freeze small, furry animals.

Throw potatoes at his head.

Sing Queen's 'We Will Rock You' whenever he enters a room.

Wear a top hat and a fake moustache. Whenever he swears, hit him on the head with a cane.

Approach him with a magnet.

Whenever he says 'SUPER!', reply with "Soup-er or su-per?"

Shave him bald.

Impersonate Iceburg. Swear a lot and talk incessantly of how much you hate Tom while doing so.

Cover his bed in salt.

Impersonate Sogeking then confront him. Shout "This is the end for you, you mechanical monstrosity!" Point dramatically at him while doing so.

Convince Luffy to sack Franky and hire Gina-chan (from the Davy Back Fight arc) as a shipwright instead. (This'll probably never work, as it's not Luffy's style to just abandon a nakama.)

Strap a fake shark fin to your back, and wear diver's flippers. Dive into the Thousand Sunny's tank.

'Accidentally' spill chilli sauce in his eyes.

Cut off Iceburg's hands. Laugh, and say "How're you going to turn Water Seven into an island-ship hybrid now?!"

Laugh even more as Water Seven starts to sink.

While he's sleeping, put his alarm clock in his stomach-fridge.

Replace the cola-bottles in his stomach-fridge with bottles filled with seawater.

Convince him that Luffy is his son. When he starts acting all fatherly-like towards Luffy, shout "PAEDOPHILIA!"

Replace the other members of the Straw Hat crew with dolls. Laugh as he doesn't notice.

While eating dinner, flick peas at him.

'Accidentally' severely damage the Thousand Sunny's keel.

Draw a moustache on the ship's lion-head.

While's he's sleeping, carefully place him on one of those inflatable beds. Slowly lower him into the sea and watch him drift off.

Scream when he gets eaten by sea monster, and when Luffy asks you what happened say you had nothing to do with it.

Handcuff him to Zoro for a laugh.