Voyagers!
A Fractured Christmas Carol
by
Jake Crepeau
(sung to...well, I think the first line gives it away! ;D)
On the twelve days of Christmas, my Omni gave to me:
Twelve red lights, in...
Eleven diff'rent time zones
Ten lords a-brawling
Nine ladies-in-waiting
Eight Privy Councils
Seven court intrigues
Six new discov'ries
Five mal-func-tions.
Four near-deadly falls
Three lost books
Two snarling dogs
And one smart-alecky kid!
Finis
Merry Christmas, everybody!