Kuno was once again ogling his collection of pictures portraying his two obsessions, while rambling theatrically in his usual monologue.
"Ah, my fierce tigress and my lovely pigtailed angel, your beauties have captured this noble heart. T'is a tragedy that I must part with one of ye, for it is decreed unjustly that a man as dignified as I can only be with but one true love."
The kendoist then summoned his Kuno family's faithful servant, Sasuke.
"Sasuke."
"Yes, master," replied the humble ninja.
"You say the mercenary has found a way to settle this delicate matter of the heart?" Kuno was desperate to find a solution to his troubling mind. He spent years chasing after his loves, turning and tossing at night, unable to decide between the two.
"Yes sir, she has agreed to meet you right now in the lavish restaurant nearby." Sasuke then promptly handed to Kuno a folded piece of paper indicating the address for their rendezvous. In a blink of an eye, Kuno disappeared, off to prepare himself.
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Nabiki Tendo and Tatewaki Kuno entered Starbucks(1) and sat down in an empty booth near the dark corner of the room.
"Mercenary, do you have the information I require?" Kuno immediately asked.
"Where are your manners, Kuno-baby? A gentleman should first treat a lady to something to eat." Nabiki said haughtily.
Reluctantly, Kuno gave in and bought her whatever she ordered, as per usual. An hour passed, Nabiki finally finished her desserts, costing Kuno quite a fortune. Pushing the dishes aside, she went into business.
"Now, I understand you want a sure fire way to choose between my baby sis and your pigtailed girl, am I right?" she began. Hook.
"Yes, but in what way can you say that this is a just method." He questioned, dubious on her credibility.
"Simple, it is done though science and mathematics." She calmly responded, taking a sip from her drink. Line.
"Ah yes, how else can we handle a crisis of this caliber." At this, Nabiki rolled her eyes.
"But of course it's going to cost you."
"Anything!" And Sinker.
"Okay then, Kuno. I'll just put it in your tab." She then took out the portable laptop she brought, gesturing the kendoist to sit next to her.
"Okay, here we have the love calculator." Kuno's eyes was filled with awe by this ingenious devise.
"Then we type in your names to see how compatible you are to one another." #smirk# "So, the one with the higher percentage is your destined soulmate."
Tatewaki Kuno + Akane Tendo
12 percent
Kuno was about to protest when he was shushed by Nabiki. "Technology can't be wrong, Kuno-baby."
Next was pigtailed girl.
Tatewaki Kuno + Pigtailed Girl
77 percent
"There you have it, Kuno-baby. It is scientifically and mathematically proven that your chosen mate is none other than the pigtailed girl. Kuno?"
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1. I couldn't think of anything else.
Author's note:
Well, what do you think? I didn't make the numbers up, either. You can go to and check it out. I was going to use it to a fic that solves Ranma's problem, but then I'd have to make the character's OOC. By the way, Ranma closest match is Xian Pu. (Shampoo)
Read & Review. Thanks for reading. ;)