1This is a story about Naruto. Check out my other stories as well please. I don't own Naruto I wished I did so that I could have Naruto and Sasuke together forever! Also if you are a fangirl don't say I will kill you because you killed Sasuke or some other characters because everything in here is a joke. It is a joke! So don't worry I love the show but have a few things I don't like about it so you will notice that! PS Please R&R
Kakashi's team was walking to their next mission. As usually Sakura was drooling over Sasuke,but Sasuke's attention was on Naruto. As we all know Sasuke was in love Naruto and he became jealous of anyone who even looked at Naruto. I think it was more of a secert love hint hint grrrrr nummy what the? What is with these sound effects... Ok anyway onward. Kakashi said to his team, "Sasuke and Naruto go to the left and Sakura and I will go to the right to captured umm some kind of enemy I think it was a sea lion... Onward troops!!!"
"This is my chance I can finally tell Naruto how I feel" thought Sasuke "Yes I will do it I will do it!"
"Hey Sasuke" Naruto said interupting Sasuke's thoughts,
"Yeah"
"I have a little man trouble... I kind of have the hots for someone and I don't know how to get it across to them... I mean I tried hitting him and calling him names and yelling at him. What else can I do to get it across to him?"
"HE does that to me ALL the time, he must be talking about me that sly fox. Well I better tell him what to do, since he such an idoit!" thought Sasuke. "You should just tell him that you love him right now! He probably feels the same way!"
"Really?"
"Really!" Sasuke's eyes glowed anxiously for the response he most wanted to hear!
"Ok where is Orochimaru?" said Naruto.
Sasuke's mouth dropped to the floor "OROCHIMARU! OROCHIMARU!!! That is what he said not me! I am way better looking.. wait is it because I am emo or maybe he likes evil guys! That is it evil I must become evil... wait I can't be too rash I can ask him why he likes Orochimaru and then I can be exactly like what he says. I mean evil guys turn Naruto on... he isn't that shallow!"
"Why do you like Orochimaru?" asked Sasuke trying not to show any emotion.
"Because he is an evil guy. The hero always falls in love with the wrong person!" said Naruto smileing.
"WHAT?!!! YOU IDOIT" yelled Sasuke as he punched Naruto to the ground, "HOW CAN YOU BE THAT SHALLOW? THAT IS UNBELIEVEABLE!!"
Naruto was about to responded when Orochimaru, his dream man, came and whisked Naruto away.
"I do feel the same, Naruto. You have already taken my heart now take my body." WOOOOHOOO Sasuke chased after them and then tripped over a log... or so he thought!
This log was actually a person with a computer! That person wasn't just any person... he was a blogger! "Hey why did you hit me?" said the blooger "I am going to write about this in my emo section of my myspace page!"
He typed: Today some weird kid hit me so I wrote a poem about it
My heart is a shallow pail of blood I only feel pain with my life I love the darkness stab my heart and let me bleed so I can feel the pain I did then!
Sasuke then realized that this blogger was the 4kids executive president and when he wrote that poen he actually killed Sasuke with one hit! The 4kids prez had more emo power than any person that ever existed! One character down sooo many more to go!