Private Show
by Trycee
Time-Line: Season 7-After All Things
Disclaimer: I do not own the X-Files, this is written for fun not profit.
***Warning-NC-17***
Brian looked at his watch and shook his head. His new partner of a week was tardy for their midnight shift as security guards at the Emergency entrance of the Georgetown University Medical Hospital. He stared at the various screens in front of him and spotted his partner, rushing past the hospital patrons until he reached the booth they were to share.
"Sorry," Dave, a small thin man with brown hair sighed, as he took his seat and closed the booth door behind him.
"You've been here a week and you're already late. That won't look good with the boss," Brian, a thin African American man said with authority. "This is an easy job, you don't want to mess this up!"
"Right!", Dave said, staring into the screens. "It won't happen again!"
"That's what I and the boss like to hear," Brian said, shooting a look in Dave's direction. "This is the easiest job you could ever have. Your paid to sit around on your butt and stare at a TV screen."
"How do you keep yourself awake?", Dave asked. "I mean, I've downed more coffee this week than I ever have in my entire life."
Brian softened and smiled. "Man, you have to know how to get through the night," he said, scooting his seat up next to Dave. "You need to know how to keep yourself entertained."
Brian stared at the screen and pointed out people. "This is what I do. I pick out the regulars."
"Regulars?"
"People that come all the time. Now there are staff that are regulars. After awhile you'll know their schedule better than they do. But I focus on them at first. Then I notice the Regular non-medical folks. Like this guy right here," he said, pointing to the screen where an older white man was seated in the waiting area. "I call him Pinocchio."
"Why?"
"Cause he's a hypochondriac or something and he's always making up different conditions or illnesses to bring him here. He's here at least three times a week."
Dave laughed and continued to look as Brian picked out others. "See this girl, right here. I call her HIV."
"She has A.I.D.S?", Dave asked alarmed.
Brian chuckled. "That's Betty a CNA and she sleeps with everyone and I heard she has a few STD's hence the name."
Dave nodded. He could see Brian's eyes light up as a heavy set women walked into view. "Now that's what I like," Brian said, licking his lips.
Dave looked surprised. "Her?"
Brian looked at him. "The thicker the body, the sweeter the juice."
Dave smirked. "I've had a few fat girls in my time."
"And some of us prefer big girls," Brian said. "Big girls do it better!"
Dave shrugged. "To each their own."
"Hell yeah," Brian said, enthusiastically.
He looked up as the object of his desire, a light brown skinned BBW waved to him and as she passed by their booth. "Man...I've been trying to talk to her for months. This is the first time she ever waved."
Dave glanced back at the screen and someone caught his eye, a small framed red head dressed in an oversized tan overcoat. She kept glancing at her watch as she stood just inside the doorway as if she were waiting on someone. "What about her?"
Brian nodded. "Pack on about 200 lbs and she'd be perfect but I think I wouldn't mind her as she is.", he said, staring at the screen. "I've seen her a lot of times."
"She's nice," Dave said.
"Yeah, not usually my type but hey I wouldn't mind," Brian said, his voice trailing off.
The red head was soon joined by a tall lanky man with an oversized black overcoat. He placed his hand on her back as they talked briefly, merely inches from each other.
"Now, these two are FBI agents," Brian informed Dave. "Either they come for records, or a criminal or they're in here because either one of them is injured."
"You really know them, huh?"
"They're what I call frequent fliers. There here just enough for me to remember them but it can be months before they walk back in the doors."
"Are they partners?"
"Yeah," Brian said. "But I swear there's more between those two. I mean I've had to grab him once and he was fighting like a caged rooster in a chicken fight. He was pissed when she was in the hospital. It took a few of us to contain him. Who does that with their partner?"
"Wouldn't you from how she looks?"
Both Dave and Brian chuckled. "Yeah but seriously," Brian continued. "I swear there together," he said, watching their close interaction. "Man, I swear there about to kiss or something their so close."
"Kiss?"
Brian shook his head. "You'd be surprised what people will do late at night in a hospital. I mean, I used to have this one doctor who would cheat on his wife every Thursday night at the same time, really late like 3 am when hardly anyone is around in the hospital, right? Me and my old partner would zoom in on them and watch it all."
"Watch them fucking?", Dave asked.
Brian smirked. "What's the difference between them and a porno?"
"Nothing," Dave admitted.
"We swore we'd tape it one day but we never did...of course we never got the chance."
"What happened?"
"This doctors wife shows up and walks up to our booth and asks me what floor her husband is on. Now, mind you he was fucking this girl at that very moment! And so I was like, 'Ah...Ah...' and while I'm saying that she looks over to the screen and sees her husband on close-up fucking this girl. So, she started crying and then walked out. We never saw that doctor again."
"His wife probably cut off his balls," Dave chuckled.
"I know mine would," Brian said, as the two agents finally moved away from the front door.
He could see the tall man still had his hand on the red heads back but as they approached a darkened corner, the tall man grabbed the woman and pulled her into the corner.
Both Brian and Dave stood up, their hands going for their tasers as they watched the screen but were surprised to see the male agent smiling down to the red head. She smiled back and they planted crushing kisses to each other's mouths.
"TOLD YOU, Told you!", Brian screamed out and was thankful that their booth was sealed enclosing his yells.
They watched as the two agents groped and kissed hungrily before pulling apart. They watched as the red head wiped her lipstick off of the tall agent's lips and he helped her straighten up her coat and clothes. They both giggled as they looked at his crotch area and she then buttoned up his jacket hiding his desire. They walked out of the darkened corner of the hallway that was empty so early in the morning and the taller agent slipped his hand into the red heads hand. Both Brian and Dave watched the taller agent as he peeked into each room as they passed.
"He's looking for an empty room," Brian announced.
"Seriously? We might see some action tonight?"
"I wouldn't be surprised," Brian said as they both sank back down into their chairs.
The rest of the hospital was being ignored as they stared at the two attractive agents. The red head was still giggling as she was being pulled along as the tall one searched for a room with desperation in his eyes. He stopped in front of an empty room and they watched as her face turned from ease to panic. She tried to pull away but he placed a firm hand on her back and lead her into the empty room. They watched as the taller agent closed the door to the outside world but not from their view. The male agent locked the door and then turned his attention to the small woman that looked nervously to the door behind him. But within a few steps, she was in his arms with his mouth pressed against hers and they watched as she softened and weakened in his arms.
"Damn," Brian said. "This is gonna be a good show!"
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