Navi, I Don't Think We're In Hyrule Anymore…Chap1: Navi, I Don't Think We're In Hyrule Anymore
Disclaimer: I didn't create the world of Naruto or Hyrule, these are not mine! Plus the gauntlet idea was sort of ripped off of Danny Phantom!
A/N: I hope you like it. This is in 3rd person point of view. This is a crossover!
It was an average day in Hyrule, people were treading in the market, animals were running in the fields and a bandit who had just stolen a precious artifact from Hyrule Castle and was being chased down… What? Not normal you say? Well, this would be considered normal if you were a blonde haired, blue eyed boy clad in green, named Link.Yes, this would indeed be very normal. Anyway this blonde, Link we shall call him, ran the castle courtyard into the corridor.
Looking for this bandit, he found the princess, Zelda, tied and gagged in a corner. He gave her a look of worry as he untied her. "The bandit, go after him!" Zelda said immediately after her mouth was untied. He nodded and obeyed (of course she was the princess). He ran through another full of turns and doors until he reached the lobby.
In the lobby was a bandit, mostly wrapped up in bandages, except for one eye and his hands (obviously an attempt at not being seen). He held a large heavy looking gauntlet; it had three jewels in it, one red, one blue, and one green. Link charged at him and lashed his sword, but he missed by an inch. Link slashed a few more times; the bandit dodged each slash with ease. Link started to get mad and slashed wildly, the bandit grabbed Link's hand with much force. "Its useless." He whispered.
Links span around and flipped the bandit. As the bandit got up Link grabbed the gauntlet, and it was A LOT heavier than he thought (it was probably pure silver or something). Struggling to carry the gauntlet Link was vulnerable and the bandit took advantage of that he snatched it up with now trouble at all. "Let go you twerp" the bandit said. Link just gripped it harder. The bandit loosely slipped the gauntlet on his arm "Take me away from here the farthest place you can!" he said, unaware that Link was still touching the gauntlet. The gauntlet was glowing madly, and that was the last thing that Link remembered before he woke up with a silver haired man in a mask standing a few feet away. Then Link whispered "Navi, I don't think we're in Hyrule anymore…"
"Well looks like morning glory is up." Said the silver haired man. He held out a hand to help Link up. "Sorry….ummm, person…What's your n- HOLY SHIT I'M LATE! AGAIN!" the man without even thinking grabbed Link's wrist and dragged him through a village marketplace. Up ahead Link could see a bridge, with three people, who all looked around his age. One was a boy with blonde spiked up hair in an orange jumpsuit….thingy…. Another one was a girl, with pink hair, green eyes, and a red dress with black shorts under. The third one was another guy, he had jet black hair, and azure (dark blue) eyes, he wore a navy shirt and white shorts. (they all had the same shoes though). "Your late!" said the girl with the pink hair said, pouting"…Again!" "I'm not late, you're early!" the man smiled…or at least he seemed to.
"Who's that?" the girl asked, with an odd tone of interest. "Oh that is… eh…." The man now looked at Link with confusion. "Link, his name is link." Said a girl who looked rather short for her age. She had long silver hair (but it was a lighter tone than the man's), she had purple eyes, and was wearing a very pale blue gown, it was shirred until the end of the bust, then it flowed out and went to just above her knees. "Uhh, yeah that." The man said "And who are you sweetie?" he patted the girls head (because of how tall she was). "I'm Navi!" she said with a sweet smile, her voice was quite soft (A/N: But of course since this is NAVI we're talking about, heaven forbid she tries to get someone's attention by saying "Hey, listen!").
"Awww she's so cute, and short!" the blonde started. "Please don't call me short…" Navi said, but she was to quiet because the blonde kept on going."Shorty, midget, munchkin, bug, short round, short stub, shawty, mini…" "Please don't-""Teeny, tiny, Chihuahua, li'l girl, small…""Excuse me but" "Short! Short, short, short, short, short, short, short SHORT! HAHA!" Uh-oh, now Navi was mad, she took in one big breath and…"HEY LISTEN!" she shouted. The blonde suddenly stopped. "Thank you, please don't call me short!" she told him, her polite tone completely returning. "Right, well hi Link! My name is Sakura Haruno" the pink haired girl, Sakura, said. "I'm Naruto Uzamaki." The blonde, Naruto said. "Sasuke Uchiha." The boy with black hair said.
"And I am Kakashi Hatake! Now, who the heck are you?" Kakashi asked. "We're umnnn… Travelers." "How the hell do you travel? Falling out of the sky or something? When I found Link, he was passed out." Kakashi said with a tone of annoyance in his voice. "We got ambushed by a bunch of…NINJAS! And one had a…GIANT SNAKE!" Navi said. Ninjas? NINJAS? Who the heck would believe something that stupid! NINJAS! I'm so stupid! GRRR! Oh yeah, this guy is going to so kill me! And yeah A GIANT SNAKE, THAT'S BELIEVABLE! Oh crud! Navi thought to herself. "WHAT!" Kakashi said with a look of shock on his face. NINJAS, it HAD to be ninjas, and the snake HELLO? Oh monkeys! "…And he had a giant snake with him!" Kakashi said. "Mmhmmm…" Navi said, smacking her forehead. "OH MY GOD! ITS ORICHAMARU! KIDS YOU WAIT HERE, I'M GONNA GO TELL TSUNADE!" Kakashi said in a total panic as he ran. The others all had faces of worry and shock (except for Link). Navi's mouth just hung open in disbelief He actually BELIEVED that! Holy…deku…stumps! I AM SO GOOD!
"Ohmigosh!" Sakura said "I hope Orichamaru isn't really here! He might try to take Sasuke-kun again!" "Are you okay? I mean after getting attacked like that you must hurt!" said Naruto. "I think we should go after Kakashi." Said Sakura. Naruto and Sasuke nodded. Sasuke motioned for Link and Navi to follow. Right when they were going to embark, something or someone grabbed Sakura and pulled her back into the woods. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed. "Sakura-san!" Naruto shouted. The group ran back into the woods, to find a sound ninja with Sakura. He had a kunai to her neck. If you give us Uchiha Sasuke we won't kill his little girlfriend here." "Little? I think your mistaking Sakura for Navi!" Naruto said with a smirk. "Shut up!" said the ninja. "So Orichamaru really is here." Sasuke said nonchalantly "Where is he?" "I won't say so if you don't say PLEASE!" the ninja said.
Sasuke growled and charged at him with a kunai. The ninja deflected it as Naruto threw a shuriken at him. Navi looked toward Link and smiled, urging him to help. The sound ninja had just dodged all of the shurikens that Naruto threw, and Sasuke was starting to do hand signs. Link got out his sword as Sasuke started to do his Fire Style Justu. Whoa, he can BREATH FIRE! Navi thought. Link ran up to the sound ninja who was still holding Sakura. He didn't want to hurt her, but he had to do something.
Link snuck behind the ninja and about to slash, the ninja grabbed his green hat (tearing a hole in it in the process) and threw it to the ground. Uh-oh, Link suddenly went berserk. He shoved the ninja with such force that he dropped Sakura (Navi caught her) then he tackled him completely on the ground (and here's the most berserk part). He then stabbed right through the ninja's body, from his back to his front, no joke! He had stabbed the ninja about 13 times when he was finally satisfied. His sword and hands drenched with blood, he stood on top of the ninja. Then the other kids had gotten to hear the first 5 words Link had said since he got there "No one touches the hat." He said, in a very serious and enraged tone that even Sasuke, the avenger, was somewhat shocked by it.
But it wasn't over yet, and then a pale man with snake-like eyes grabbed Sasuke in a tight bind, with a giant snake behind him. You have GOT to be kidding me! A ninja, with a GIANT SNAKE! I knew I was a magical fairy and all but I didn't know that whatever I said would happen. What a twisted world! Navi thought. "You must be a lot wiser than I thought, I used invisibility justsus, put ninjas undercover to MAKE SURE you didn't suspect anything, yet you STILL found me out!" the ninja said. "What do we do?" Navi whispered to Naruto, Link, and Sakura. "Orichamaru is to strong, and I think we're too tired to fight him…. Dang it…. I know! Navi, scream! Scream for help!" "What?" "A scream as loud as your scream is sure to draw attention! Heck! Your scream is so ear piercing, all you would need to do is add a teeny bit of chakra to it and it could be a totally hostile jutsu!" "Okay… here we go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Navi screamed as loud as she could. Naruto and Sakura plugged their ears. Even Orichamaru was affected, it was so loud he HAD to do something or else he felt like he was going to go deaf. He thoughtlessly let go of Sasuke just to cover his hurting ears (Sasuke also covered his ears).
Almost immediately Kakashi and a lady with dirty blonde hair came storming into the forest (holding their hands over their ears of course). Navi then stopped. But it was to late, the second the man saw the lady with Kakashi he fled. A few other ninjas caught up with them as the lady instructed to go in the direction the man fled. Following Kakashi and the lady came a bunch of other people wondering what the entire racket was about. "Calm down" the women said "We have already sent a few of our ninjas to go after him, go back to what your were doing now." "Dang it! Why hello, who are you two?" "I'm Link" said Link. "I'm Navi" said Navi. "Hello Link, Navi, I am Tsunade. I'm the Hokage!"
Later that night…
"So let me get this strait. You two are travelers from a different continent called Hyrule, and you came from Deku, the Village Of The Sacred Tree? Your mom got bitten by a snake and the antidote ingredients are all on this continent. And then you got ambushed." Tsunade said. "Yes, exactly." Navi said. Man, I should be an author! I rock at making up stories! Navi thought to herself, incredibly proud of herself for another story success. "Well after today, I think it might not be safe for you two younglings to be traveling all alone. And since all of the ingredients are at the stops that Team 7 is making for their next mission. You are going to travel with them! How convenient that everywhere they're going, there's an ingredient!" Tsunade said cheerfully. "Yes, really its so nice to be with some….good experienced ninjas!" Navi said. "You will start on your travels tomorrow morning. Good luck." Tsunade said.
End of Chap.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed it! Please review!
Notes:
"Your mom got bitten by a snake and the antidote ingredients are all on this continent."
If anyone has read my yaoi fic, they might've guessed that that is indeed the same plot as Ingredients of Love !