Just one of those days
Authors Note- Ok, this is an SI fanfic, because I'm bored. I'll work on my other stories too. Don't worry.
Chapter 1
Chris Shadowmoon was having one of THOSE days. Oh sure, it'd started normal, but then it had turned into one of those days where all you want to do is slam your head against the wall repeatedly. It had all started with the Stupid FedEx man. It seemed like an innocent enough delivery.
It was a laptop, the card simply reading 'Happy Birthday From a friend'. Of course, the lack of name was suspicious to him, but he was a computer code reprogrammer. He had a habit of altering codes to his favorite games to add in new codes, features, or whole new story lines. (AN- I don't really do this… often…)
So he took his computer up to his room and turned it on. He plugged his iPod in as he logged onto the internet. He needed some information on an anime that he was writing. Of course, it was just supposed to be a nice, simple betrayed Naruto story. He knew everything up until the Retrieval Arc of the story, but after that, he got a huge blank.
So, he went up to the search bar, typed in 'Naruto', and hit go. That's when things started getting weird.
"It was supposed to show me the Naruto series, NOT PUT ME IN NARUTO'S HEAD!... and how the HELL and I speaking Japanese?" He growled out while resisting the urge to destroy something.
"Shut up, mortal! You're giving me a headache!" He expected to turn around and come face to face with a giant pair of red eyes inside a larger cage. Instead, in the cage was a woman with fox ears and nine long fox tails. Chris Shadowmoon could only groan.
"Oh, GREAT! I'm not even in the CANON! This is a damned FANFIC!" This time, he did beat his head against the wall repeatedly, mumbling about 'stupid sadistic computer givers with sadistic senses of humor'
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MORTAL!" the woman formerly identified as Kyuubi yelled, before actually looking down at herself and swearing. "well…damn"
Chris stopped banging his head against the wall long enough to say "Yes, damn. Also, could you quit
calling me that. I know that you aren't really that condescending."
Kyuubi just growled at him. "And how would you know that?" Chris shrugged as he sat down and opened the lap top, which, along with the iPod, had made the transfer. He was grateful for that as he actually pulled the instruction booklet for the computer out and started reading. "Simple. Nobody does something for no reason. That includes demons. Which means that there WAS a reason why you attacked Konoha… how long ago was that, anyway? Still, that would mean that you're NOT evil, and it probably wasn't your fault."
Kyuubi's anger evaporated as she also sat down and sighed. "Five years ago." If she noticed his groan and face-palm, she ignored it. "It's a long story. I'll give you the abridged version. Well, two days before I attacked Konoha, I was out hunting. When I returned, I found both my kits dead and a man with yellow eyes and pale skin that smelled of snakes with a Leaf Village Headband had killed both my daughter and son. I went into a homicidal rage and attacked the village." Chris nodded.
"Orochimaru. Figures. I'll have to do something about that. I think we need to get our jailor/annoying knuckle-headed ninja wanna-be in here for a chat, don't you? Some changes have to be made, and I think… let me check on that first, though." He responded, not once looking up from the laptop, which he NOW figured to be the 'Universal Lap-Top Computer Mark III V.4.53', or the ULT for short. "I still can't believe I got myself in this situation" he muttered.
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Naruto was running. Again. It wasn't his fault of course. No, it was the damned villagers. He couldn't figure out why they hated him, they just did. He ran into an alley, hoping to find a short-cut to safety, preferably to the Hokage tower and the old man. Instead, the alleyway was a dead-end. Before he could yell, or even turn around, he felt a fist connect with the back of his head, and he blacked out.
As he returned to semi-consciousness, he heard a male voice say "Speak of the devil. Here he is right now. You gonna change back, or let him see you as is? He'll find out about you eventually." He heard a distinctively female voice say "I'll stay as is. He'll find out eventually. Lets just hope he can be quiet." The same male voice responded. "Don't worry. I'll make sure of that." There was a pause, then footsteps, before he felt someone nudge the small of his back with his foot.
"I know you're awake. Your breathing is irregular. We won't bite ('much' Kyuubi muttered before crossing her arms), so get up. We need to talk to you." Footsteps then sounded the retreat of the same male figure, before Naruto opened his eyes and sat up.
The first thing he noticed was that there was two people in the room.. if you could call it that. It was actually closer to a sewer in appearance, with water all over the floor, cracked walls, broken water pipes, and a very large cage with a woman in it. Wait… that shouldn't be here.
The first person was the woman in the cage. She had pale skin, green eyes, and red fox ears and nine fox tails with black tips. She was wearing a blood-red shirt showing a little more skin than necessary, and a black skirt. She looked about 17 years old. She was slightly smirking at him. The other person was on the other side of the room against the wall, looking into some strange L shaped device. He was about six foot one, looked about sixteen years old, and had one blue eye and one green eye. He was slightly overweight, and was wearing a pair of blue-jeans, a crimson shirt that read 'My Chemical Romance!' with a picture of a skull on it, and a black base-ball cap over dirty-blond hair. He hadn't looked up from his device.
Before he could say anything, the boy at the computer said, "You handle this. I'm still right in the middle of checking something." As he continued to furiously type on the keyboard. She glared at him, and he smirked, before looking back at Naruto.
"Ok, lets start. That baka over there is Christopher Shadowmoon." He gave a two-fingered wave and said "Call me either Chris or Shadow, or I'll kill you." Naruto nodded. Kyuubi sweat dropped. "Err… right. Anyway. Now, I am the Kyuubi no Kitsune." Naruto gasped and started running around like an idiot screaming his head off.
Chris sighed and stood up, walked over to where Naruto was running, and smacked him upside the head, sending him sprawling to the ground. Chris blinked. "Well, that shouldn't have happened. Moron, shut up. She's not evil, or I wouldn't have let you here yet." Naruto crawled back to his feet as Kyuubi retold her story.
"So, you're not evil" "No, you moron." That was from Chris. "And we're in my head." Chris kept quiet this time. "Yes, we are." Naruto got a look of thoughtfulness on. Chris had to resist the urge to scream 'It's the end of the world!' and run in circles. Instead, he settled on smirking. "So, if that's all, I'll just leave now.." "Hold on, you're not done yet." He turned to look at Chris, who had finally put the ULT down.
"First, sense this is your mind, you have control in here… although I may too… I'll have to try that. Anyway, think you could make this place a bit more livable? Just focus on how it should look." Naruto closed his eyes and focused until he heard, "Yes, that's much better" coming from Chris. He opened his eyes and gasped.
It had changed from a sewer to what looked like a living room. There were three comfy looking chairs, a table, a desk, and what appeared to be a black screen on the wall. Chris was nodding, showing his approval. "Good. Good. This will work for now. I'll see if I can make some changes later. That's all for now. You can go now." Naruto blacked out.
He awoke in the hospital. The room was empty. He was just about to call out, before he heard a voice. Chris's voice. "Stay quiet for a minute. I forgot something. You cannot tell ANYONE about us. Not the Hokage, not your friends, which you will get later, trust me, not anyone! Things have a way of getting out. If you want to talk to us, don't speak out loud. Also, I have a few rules. Trust me, these will help.
First off, ditch the orange. I don't care if it's your favorite color in the world, or if it's the only thing people will sell you, it just makes you a giant target. I'm amazed you haven't been killed yet. Secondly, you MUST stop both screaming and saying 'believe it' every four seconds. It's about the most annoying thing in the world.
Also, even though it is your favorite food, you have to eat more than Ramen. Don't argue! If all you eat is Ramen, which is about the least nutritious thing on this planet, by the way, bad things will happen. At worst, you'll die from malnutrition, and at worst, you'll be about five feet tall.
Finally, you need to face reality. You'll never reach Hokage, no matter how hard you try. Even if you saved the entire village time and time again from destruction 'You will, but you don't need to know that yet' they will never give you the position of Hokage. Instead, I think that you need a better goal. Try to become the best ninja ever. Your training starts next week. Be ready." With that, Chris cut the link, leaving Naruto to think over his words.
Chapter End
I'll say it again. Boredom. Also, if you worry about super-powered Naruto, don't. He'll be averaged power.