All's Fair In Love And War.
Zoro Loves Robin.
Robin Loves Luffy
Luffy Loves Vivi
Vivi Loves Usopp
Usopp Loves Kaya
Kaya Loves Zoro
Chopper Is A Lone Wolf
While Franky And Sanji Are Gay.
Luffy woke up and saw that he was in Usopp's home town and from the looks of it , Usopp had been pretty excited from the looks of things. Luffy walked down and said to the crew " Ok every one….. Why are we here"? Nami like a bitch she is punched Luffy in the guts and blood spilt through luffy's mouth.
Nami proclaimed " We are going to bring Kaya in our crew , because the long nosed fucking freak is too much of a pussy to just say I love you to Kaya". Luffy then asked "so is Usoppe brining Kaya to the crew so he has a chance to say " I love you to her"? " YES you fucking rubber condom using ding dong" said every one in the crew. Kaya walked in with her luggage and she asked " Oh Zoro can you help me carry my luggage alone in my room" as she tried to sound tempting. Zoro without talking took the luggage and brought it into her room. Usoppe had seen her eyeing Zoro the whole time so he had to think of something fast so he told every one that he had to talk to Zoro about something. Every one just said " Make it fast"! Usoppe then got his brass knuckle and said " Bitch stay away from my woman or you'll get a beating asshole". Zoro without conclusion punched Usoppe senselessly until he was beaten to pulp. Zoro then said " try something or say something like that and ill kill you bitch!" and then Zoro just walked out.
Robin was trying to get Luffy's attention but all Luffy said was " Lets go to Alabasta and pick up Vivi". Robin was mad ,because all Luffy said was Vivi , Vivi , Vivi.
Every one was saying to Zoro " I thought you and Usoppe was going to have a long chat , but I guess it took shorter then we thought. Zoro was trying to hide the fact that he had almost brutally killed Usoppe.
Usoppe walked out with a broken nose, a bruised eye , and a bloody face and had a aggressive eye on Zoro and they both knew that they were going to hate each other from this day on.
To Be Continued.
[Authors note This is going to be a start of a battle. Hope You liked it caused I enjoyed it.
XD This is going to be enjoyable.