SO Sorry this is late. I went out on V-Day came home late and slept all day. xP. So it is short like all of my others because I suck at writing long stories. For "Next Contestant" Yes, I take a shot at Maria. Seriously whatever is kayfabe going on, on SD needs to stop. SHE IS TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY. I repeat STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Bitch . Not taking a shot at Trish, and I own nobody because I am not Vinny-Mac. Enjoy~

There he was alone. He had just asked the girl of his dreams to be his Valentine. Trish took one look at him and laughed, and laughed, while telling him girls don't like wannabe rockstars. He should have known that she would say something like that, but, love is truly blind to one Chris Jericho. Now, he is sitting on a swing in the park with a box of chocolates and a broken heart.

"Who needs her anyways. She is a bitch." He said to himself out loud.

"Uh, she's a rabbit, not a dog and she just wanted some grass." Chris looked up to find Matt Hardy standing there with a white and black bunny in his arms. Matt's smile faded when he saw Chris' eyes were puffy and red. He put the rabbit down and took a seat next to Chris on a swing.

"Why the long face? I was just joking."

"It's not that."

"Who is the bitch you were talking about?"

"That slut."

"…Maria?"

"Trish."

"Oh…" Matt replied swinging a little.

"I went to give her candy and ask her to be my valentine, but, she made fun of me and walked away."

"Well, she's a bitch, anyways. Anyone would die to be your valentine, Chris." Matt said smiling towards him. Chris smiled back and looked down.

"At least you have someone."

"Who? Jeff? At 12, this just gives him an excuse to give me candy." Chris laughed and looked at the bunny.

"And the rabbit…?"

"My dad gave it to me when he found out I would be alone today. 'Here is your girlfriend for the day Matt' seriously my dad scares me."

"He does know you're gay right?"

"Last time I knew of yep, he knows."

"Time for a reminder, Matt." Matt hit Chris on the arm playfully.

"I'll keep it in mind."

Chris looked at Matt again. "What happen to lover boy?"

"Bastard left me for Cena."

"Montel? No way." Chris was shocked. He and everyone else thought that Matt and Montel would last but, with this news guess not.

"He loves someone more than me. I'm mad as hell he left me but, I love him and wish the best for him." Matt looked over to Chris and smiled.

"Happy Valentines' Day, Chris." Matt said getting off the swing and giving him a card from his pocket. He picked up the bunny, who still had grass in her mouth, and walked off. Chris watched him walk away before opening the card.

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

You're a ten out of ten,

And I Heart You.

Happy Valentines' Day.

Chris stared at the card for a while. He looked down to where it said Love, Matt and smiled. He got up from the swing to find Matt.

To give him his heart and chocolates of course.