"Uh, James loves horse dick!?" Nitro Brady screamed as he woke up from a nightmare. wHat a dream! In Nitro Bready's dream, Nitro Rad was examing many a horse penis, put on display at the local art museum. He also got robbed at asshole point and made a stinky poo noise when he got shot to death, lol. In any case, Nitro Brady Brunch decided it was time to get ready for the day, a video shoot was waiting for him out in the middle of the ocean that is known as Nova Scotia.
But what was waiting for Nitro BrainDead wasn't Nitro Rad, but Nitro Dead! The Ponies from Neverland had invaded, and Rarity had stared down Nitro Lady and he/she (gender now undiscovered) and with intent to rob him of his famil jewels. He knew he wasn't ready to get bronied. So he had to skiddadle the hell on outta there. [Nitro Brad is seen exiting the scene while making the noise he made from his deleted Link To The Past Acapella video.]
By the time Brady left, Nitro Rad had woken up with an embarrassing erection which scratched his nose. "Whoazers, that a pucka yucka!"The crowd threw tomatoes and rotten milk at James Rolfe for the admittedly horrible entrance, and the frenzied ponies. What they didn't realize is that the milk empowered really shitty computer dwellers in general so the Ponies were able to level up from this. "Heh, you guys think you're so tough? Well I'm going from Nitro Rad to Nitro BAD!"
This transformation actually just mutated Nitro James into Nitro JMoneyMC, who was wearing a turban and had a slight chub happening, nothing noticeable though. "Hey gamers, the Big gamer here. Sonic is my name, speeds my fast!" JMoneyMC liked 10 million tweets within a second, which caused him to get block by J. Donald Glov-Trump. "How could this be!?/11/1/2234U905U903458-A*()&%*(#&*(" Asked the Purple Poner. "You failed to realized that i'm the Big gamer. Dark Magician GIrl, I bone you!" NOthing happened, cause yu-gi-oh is a dead medium. This meant the Big gamer had been defeated. And whenever you get hit in Mario, you shrink back, so Nitro James had returned. That's what is known as Gameing Logic youf ucking idiot.
Prostates were tight as many slightly greasy fans of MLP swung their fupa around in excitement to see their favorite girls in action. Nitro James and Jesey of Team Rocket fame swooped in but James got distracted by the Famale Pheromones Jessey had secreted... is what we thought distracted him, but he was just working on another Big Booty Bitches remix. The penies however were unphased. But wouldn't ya know, Alex Didn'tyaknowgamin made his grand entrance. He had his skeleton face paint on, but there was also a lil ball and peen drawn on the left side of his face with sharpie due to getting fucking slammed and the grand slammwich the night before. Alex of the Dad farted so loud into his mic that the ponies left the call, and peace had been restored to the video set.
Nitro Scaredy Ass returned lookin like a bitch. "Whew, glad we got that out of the way." Nitro James Franco turned on the camera and spoke, "Shut the fuck up, Brady," and turned the camera off. what a prank, that was the whole video! Goteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeem.
Happy exremely-belated birthday James