Blues learns how to talk
By Spray Ice
"Well Blue, its time to go!" Says Joe as he packs up the car "Bur bur bur!" Barks Blue. "Alright, now I'm getting angry, Blue, I'm sorry but you're a freakin' retard. I mean, C'mon I know you can talk you moron, so speak up" Says Joe. "Dang, I want Steve back cause you're a jerk" Says blue "Well, Steve's not cumin' out any time soon." Replies Joe. "I forgot, why did Steve have to go?" Says Blue. "Cause he went to college", Replies Joe "Yeah right, He probably stole a car or something" says Blue. Then, Joe picked up Blue, and threw him in the car, and then they drove off. "So, where are we going'?" Says Blue. "Somewhere." Replies Joe. Hours passed and Joe still had not stopped the car. Then he stopped. It looked like they were in the desert! Then Joe took Blue and placed him on top of a cactus. Joe then drew his 9MM gun from his pocket. "Uhh what are you doing?" Said Blue. "Oh, just some target practice" Replies Joe. Joe then shot once at the cactus then took aim at Blue. Gosh I hate this dog, hes such a moron, he thinks he is so smart and all the children love him. And what the heck is up with his skin color???? ITS BLUE!!!! FINALLY TIME TO GET RID OF THIS RETARDED DOG!!!!! Then, Joe shot blue in the head and buried him in the desert. No one ever found out what happened.
THE END
By Spray Ice
"Well Blue, its time to go!" Says Joe as he packs up the car "Bur bur bur!" Barks Blue. "Alright, now I'm getting angry, Blue, I'm sorry but you're a freakin' retard. I mean, C'mon I know you can talk you moron, so speak up" Says Joe. "Dang, I want Steve back cause you're a jerk" Says blue "Well, Steve's not cumin' out any time soon." Replies Joe. "I forgot, why did Steve have to go?" Says Blue. "Cause he went to college", Replies Joe "Yeah right, He probably stole a car or something" says Blue. Then, Joe picked up Blue, and threw him in the car, and then they drove off. "So, where are we going'?" Says Blue. "Somewhere." Replies Joe. Hours passed and Joe still had not stopped the car. Then he stopped. It looked like they were in the desert! Then Joe took Blue and placed him on top of a cactus. Joe then drew his 9MM gun from his pocket. "Uhh what are you doing?" Said Blue. "Oh, just some target practice" Replies Joe. Joe then shot once at the cactus then took aim at Blue. Gosh I hate this dog, hes such a moron, he thinks he is so smart and all the children love him. And what the heck is up with his skin color???? ITS BLUE!!!! FINALLY TIME TO GET RID OF THIS RETARDED DOG!!!!! Then, Joe shot blue in the head and buried him in the desert. No one ever found out what happened.
THE END