AN: Because I am getting coal for Christmas for being such a bad, bad, updater, I have decided to try and bribe Fanfiction-Santa with a nice little Faxy one-shot. I hope it works. I really want some new navy slide on converse. Hint hint, Santa. Basically this is how I think Max would be feeling when she FINALLY admits her love to Fang. If I get many reviews I will write this from Fang's POV and post it this afternoon. But I don't mean like 5 reviews. More like, 15!
MAX POV
I was finally going to admit it. I know there are a few peeps…
FEW? More like MANY. Many people, Max.
Grrrr. Get OUT of my HEAD, ANGEL!!!! Anyways. I know MANY of you will be happy to hear that I finally gathered all my courage and was going to approach Fang. You know, about the whole… lll… looo… ugh. The whole being in… love thing… (shudders).
Oh God. Love? ME? Not normal…
Stop procrastinating Max. He is sitting right over there. You MARCH.
How do you even know words like "procrastinating", Angel? And do NOT tell me to…
MARCH!!!!!
And if you do not want me to tell you what to do, then GO!
If you stay out of our heads the ENTIRE TIME.
… (mentally sighs) fine.
It was late, ANGEL'S BEDTIME late. I had ALREADY TUCKED HER IN.
OKAY OKAY I'M GOING I'M GOING!!!!
(cough cough) Anyways, Fang had offered to take first watch because…
He loves you and wanted you to get some sleep because you were tired.
GO TO BED ANGEL BEFORE I MENTALLY SLAP YOU! LET ME FINISH MY STORY!
Okay fine. I'm going. Not a peep before morning. Outloud OR mentally.
SO ANYWAYS!!! How many times have I said "anyways" after being interrupted? Anyways… AHHHH!!! Bad Brain. BAD BRAIN.
… I'm a little nervous for the whole conversation that I am about to have… with him… in the same place… Okay, BREATHE Max, BREATHE!
Now WALK, Max, WALK.
I made my way over to where Fang was leaning against a tree looking quite delici… nice. Quite nice.
"What are you doing up Max?" He said in his low throaty growly sort of voice. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't an evil growl, it was a sexy growl.
Forget I said that. I did. What did I say? Moving on…
"I wanted to talk to you. Alone." Well DUH! That IS why you waited until everyone else was asleep. STUPID BRAIN.
"Okay," He said leaning back and crossing his lean and muscled arms behind his head, smirking. "What's up?"
"I… ummm… well I, you, I… ack."
"…Ack?"
"Shuddup." I muttered blushing. "What I mean to say, is… that I… you know…" He was looking at me like I was absolutely insane. Which you know I was. I do have a voice in my head after all. And I am 2% bird. He shook his head in a bewildered I-have-NO-idea-WHAT-you-are-talking-about-you-blubbering-idiot-just-spit-it-OUT look. Okay maybe, hopefully not the blubbering idiot thing… but still…
It was around now that I realized I had been sitting and looking at him for like 2 minutes without answering his unasked question. "You see… I could… might possibly… well… yes I do… I mean. Ugh. I EFFING LOVE YOU!" I finally shrieked. I clapped my hand over my mouth in surprise and stared at my feet as my face heated up. Way to go Max. Swear at him while declaring your undying love. That is SURE to win him over. I finally stopped mentally berating myself and looked up. I would have burst into laughter if I wasn't so MORTIFIED. Fang's mouth was hanging open in a HUGE "O" and his eyes were actually like, BUGGING OUT. His arms were hanging limply at his sides where he sat.
"I'm, er… sorry." I finally croaked out. "That wasn't quite… how I expected this conversation to go…" I looked back down.
"Sorry? SORRY? Why are you SORRY?" Suddenly Fang was standing in front of me. He put his hands under my chin and lifted my chin so that I was looking in his eyes. "You have NOTHING to be sorry about. I mean, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for you to say that!" He said he was actually smiling. Like a big, huge, gargantuan smile. It was like 5000 watts. His pearly white teeth glittered in the near dark. I blushed again.
"Angel… might have… mentioned it. Once… or twice." He burst into uncontained laughter.
"I'm sure. Whatever she said worked though." Before I could respond, my lips had been captured by his and we were kissing. Ahhhhh. Bliss.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGEL!!!!!! GO TO BED!!!!!!!!! AND I KNOW THAT NUDGE, GAZZY, AND IGGY ARE UP WAITING FOR AN UPDATE BUT YOU MUST ALL GO TO BED IMMEADIATLY!!!!!!
I heard a chuckle. I looked up from Fang. We must have stopped kissing sometime during that little mental rant. "Kids still up?" He asked grinning.
I rolled my eyes. "Not anymore. You know, if they want to live until the morning…" On cue I heard 4 sets of footsteps sprint across the dark camp to land in their sleeping bags. I could HEAR Iggy chuckling. Probably about the whole swearing thing.
"So… does this mean… you know…" I looked at Fang VERY confused. Now it was his turn to blush and stutter while looking at the ground and scuffing his shoes. "Are we… you know…" he suddenly grinned. "ARE WE EFFING GOING OUT?" I heard the kids burst into laughter as Fang started to laugh. I just looked at him, hands on my hips.
"Oh LAUGH. Go ahead. We'll just see how I answer THAT question!"
Silence. I grinned. I love winning. I leaned close to Fang's ear. "If you want you know…" He turned his head and captured my lips again. I could get used to this.
Needless to say, if we had been attacked that night, Fang and I wouldn't have heard them coming. Neither of us bothered waking up Iggy for his shift either. It's not like WE were going to sleep…
So anyways, that is how I (swore) and admitted my undying love for Fang. And showed you my complete insane mental mutterings in the process. Now go away. I am having Fang Time.
AN: So… what do you think? To strange? This turned out WAY different than I had been planning. I guess I will just have to write another one-shot. BTW remember 15 reviews and you guys get Fang's POV. MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS!
