In the peaceful neighborhood in Springfield, you see a house, a beautiful and-
"Where is my suitcase!"
"Mom!"
"Who stole my hairdryer?"
Peaceful?
No, but anyway the Simpsons (AN: that is what their last names are going to be) wear all getting ready to go on vacation to Paris, France.
Inside the not so peaceful house you see a short pale policeman with a thin mustache.
"Excuse me, girls?" he asked with a Russian accent
The girls, Juniper and Kim, just walked away, as if he was not even there.
Then a big nosed kid, Billy, ran past the officer.
"Hey Kid!"
Billy ignored him and ran upstairs.
Two other girls, Paulina and Raven, ignored the little man.
Finally and adult came in, she had short red hair and had on a blue top and tan pants, this was Lois.
"Hey, Could you...?" he asked but was ignored again.
She yelled up the stairs "We need to set up the beds, Meg, can you come down hear?" then she walked into a different room.
A brown haired girl with a pink hat and top on with glasses came down the stairs, this was Meg, "I'm coming mom!" she yelled annoyed.
At the same time a raven haired boy with crystal blue eyes ran down the stairs, this was Danny.
"Young Man?!"
Like all the rest Danny ignored him too. Then an Asian boy, Jake walked by.
"Sir!"
But once again the Russian man was ignored. The sighed and put his hands on his hip.
Meanwhile, a yellow skinned woman, with tall, very tall, blue hair and a green dress was talking on the phone.
"Homer and his family are hear, it crazy!" she explained as she looked though her drawers.
She was then interrupted by her twin boys, Timmy and Jimmy.
Timmy had messy brown hair and crystal blue eyes; he wore a silly pink hat, pink top, and blue jeans.
Jimmy had big swirly brown hair and blue eyes he wore a red shirt with a yellow atom on it, blue jeans, and white sneakers.
"Mom!" and angry Timmy yelled,"Uncle Peter wont let us watch a movie!"
"And the older kids get to, why can't us?" Jimmy finished.
Marge turned around annoyed, "Not while I'm on the phone." she turned around and continued talking on the phone and packing her suitcase.
Timmy and Jimmy walked up to her.
"It's not even rated R" Jimmy explained.
"He's just being a big fat jerk!" Timmy yelled.
Marge turned around, "If Uncle Peter says you can't watch it, then it must be really bad." she turned back around.
Timmy frowned and jumped on the bed and grabbed one of his mother's favorite books, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Which of the West (AN: Marge has good taste in books!), and pretended to read it.
"Timmy get off, and give me the book!" Marge yelled, "And get out of the room, you to Jimmy."
"Get off the phone and make us why don't ya?" Timmy said, still reading the book a boy his age shouldn't't be reading.
Marge rolled her eyes.
Then a fat yellow man come into the room, "Hey Marge!"
Jimmy went up to his dad, "Dad nobody wont let me and Timmy do anything!"
"Yeah!" Timmy agreed getting off the bed and putting the book down.
"You two want something to do? Why don't you go pick up those micro machines that are all in there, June stepped on one and almost broke her neck." he suggested.
Marge, finally off the phone come up to them and said, "Timmy and Jimmy-" the boys shook their heads hoping Marge wouldn't't tell Homer what happened, "wear in the garage, playing with the glue gun again."
Homer frowned and looked down at his kids, "Boys, did't we talk about this?"
"We wanted to make ordainments out of the fishhooks!" Timmy explained.
"Actually I was working on my latest invention!" Jimmy corrected.
"Fishhooks?" asked Homer.
"We couldn't't use to old ones..." Jimmy started.
"Cause the old one's have worm guts on them!" Timmy finished.
"Alright you guys out." Homer then picked them up and gave them to Lois who had just walked in.
"Hear you go." Homer joked.
"Oh you two are heavy!" Lois quickly put the boys down.
"Go pack your suitcases." Lois told them, she then pat them on their heads and walked away.
They looked at each other, eye's wide. "Pack are suitcases?"
Paulina, a slutty girl, stopped though the house angrily, she stopped in front of poor Billy, Wear is the Shampoo?" she yelled.
"How should I know? I don't live hear!" he told her.
She stomped away, "I can't believe in a house with this much people would have no shampoo-"
She was then interrupted by the small cop from earlier, "Excuse me are your parents home?"
"Yeah, but they don't live hear. she said rudely and walked upstairs.
"Paulina, did you order the pizza?" Kim, a red haired girl with green eyes asked.
"Danny did." she answered.
"Excuse me miss," the officer said, "are your parents home?"
"Sorry my parents are in Paris." Kim said and walked off.
Then another girl, June, came by the officer.
He stopped her, "Are your parents home?"
"Yes." She told him.
"Do they live hear?"
"No." she then walked up the satires.
He frowned, "Why should they? All kids! No parents!" he yelled to no one. "Must be one of those fancy orphanages."
Timmy and Jimmy wear now talking-or should I say-bothering their older cousin Jake.
"..so mom always packs are suitcases." Timmy told Jake.
Timmy and Jimmy continued talking, but Jake ignored them as he grabbed his suitcase, and walked out of the room. Unfortunately for him the twins followed him.
"Tough." he told them.
"Thats what Raven said!" Timmy pointed out.
"What did I say?" a pale girl with purple hair, and a purple hood asked.
"You told the twerps, 'Tough'". Jake told her.
It took a while for her to understand what he was talking about, but then she remembered, "The Defuses were compiling about their suitcases! What was I suppose to say, Jake? Congratulations your idiots!"
Jake and Raven both walked away, Timmy and Jimmy both following them, "Hey were not idiots, well Timmy is, but anyway I in fact am a genius!" Jimmy yelled.
"That can't pack his suitcase." Raven said, "You two are so helpless! Everybody has to do everything for you guys!"
The four was now in the bathroom.
"Shes right, little dudes." Jake said grabbing a toothbrush.
"For your information, wear smaller then you, so we don't know how to pack a suitcase," Timmy pointed out.
Raven left, and Jakes sister, Juniper came into the scene.
"I hope you didn't pack crap, Jake." June smirked.
Jake frowned, "Shut up June!"
"You know what I should pack?" Timmy said butting in.
"Danny already told you," Jake started, "Toilet paper and water!" he laughed, and walked downstairs.
June turned toward the twins, "Listen guys what are you so worried about? You know your mom is going to pack your guys suitcases, just like the stupid babies you are!"
Timmy and Jimmy glared at her.
"By the way." she smirked, "You two are going to sleep with Billy tonight, and you know he wets the bed when he has to much to drink." She laughed and walked away.
Timmy and Jimmy both frowned.
Then Timmy started to yell, "This family stinks! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone! You hear that?!" He started jumping around yelling, "I'm living alone!" while Jimmy rolled his eyes.
AN: Thats Chapter 1, I'll Update as soon as I can. By the way, can anyone guess who the officer is?
-Cosmo Phantom