Digi-nin

Twelve years ago, a nine-tailed demon fox named Kyuubi no Kitsune attacked a village called Konoha. The leader of the village, the Yondaime Hokage, sacrificed his life to seal the demon into a new born child, hoping that the child be viewed as a hero for such a burden. Sadly, the villagers treated the boy as a scapegoat for all of their pain, anger, and fear of the demon. That boy grew up lonely. That boy was Uzumaki Naruto.

Uzumaki Naruto was unlike common knowledge is actually high Jonin level and is still being trained and has a jutsu library of seven katon, two hyoton, three doton, ten fuuton, kage bunshin, and can take up to two tails worth of demonic chakra and an assload of weights on his arms and legs that you can consider a fatality when hit with since each were considered 525 pounds.

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Hokage tower

After wave Arc

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"OHAYO Oji-san!" shouted the fox boy.

"Hello naruto-kun."said the old man A.K.A. Oji-san sadly. "Eh? what's wrong Oji-san?" "Well..." began Sarutobi "we finally found your family"wait for iiitt! "NAAANNNIIIIIII?" sigh"I'm sorry naruto but they have forced me to send you."

"I guess It's time to drop the mask eh kyubbi?"said an inwardly smirking half demon.

"Oh wait! Wait! Lemme get the popcorn!" And with that naruto had the comical yet cutely disturbing concept of a chibi nine tailed fox and a chibi naruto standing neck deep in a bowl of popcorn.(A\N:cute)

Known only to a select few including Naruto and a few Yamanaka who had the idea of 'checking' if he's mentally stable or not that kyubbi is actually very sexually active to the point raping poor naruto twice for mistakingly getting her hot and bothered and can be very silly.

"Hehe! payback is a bitch." While grinning maniacally easily scaring the shit out of all hokages watching

from heaven and crossing Orochimaru's name off of the trophy for most creepiest evil-smile awards.

"Oh hai! Oji-san" said a still grinning Naruto walking out leaving a confused Hokage not knowing how much hell will rain from above.

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Konoha Main Plaza

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"Alright first order of business no more hiding behind this stupid genjutsu!" walking out of the hokage

office dispelling the genjutsu showing a 4' 8 feet with a black tight fitting long sleeve shirt covered by a sleevess white trench coat with pockets on the chest area,black fire coming up from the bottom, black jeans, steel toed boots, and an all black electric guitar (Think oblivion from KH2 with guitar strings).But what nearly made everyone back away were the thee flaming blond tails, red slitted eyes, and red and black stripes going through his hair.

Then suddenly stopping in the middle of the road grinning and randomly shouting along with the sentence that Konoha will remember in their history book for all eternity which was consiquentially: THE PRANKSTERS FROM HELL SAYS... THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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(Metal overlord92) Like it hate it?LET ME THE FUCK KNOW!

(Naruto)Yay I'm a total badass.

(Metal overlord 92)YOU could still be badass in the anime.

(Naruto)Really!

(Sakura and Sasuke)PFFT Yeah right!

(Metal and Naruto picks out whips)Back! back I say! Hya! Get in that basement!

(Kyubbi) Read and review or I'll molest naru-chan and flames accepted! oh yeah no safety words Naru-chaaan