Sakura's set up Date
One shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Sakura woke up one morning very happy she had her first date with Sasuke ever! That whole day Sakura just waited for 6:00 to come and for Sasuke to come pick her up and take her to Chicken Benders Entertainment and food. (Which was both of there favorite restaurants.)
It was 5:00 and Sakura couldn't wait. But then the phone rang. It was Sasuke, "Hi Sasuke!" Sakura yelled anxiously. "Sakura, I can't go on the date. So I'll set you up with my greatest rival." Sasuke said. "Oh… I guess that is fine, as long as it isn't Naruto." Sakura replied. "Ok see you later; he'll pick you up at 6.
Sakura walked outside at 6, and saw a limo about 30 feet long! She jumped in and saw her date. "A fucking log… with a mouth drawn on it?" Sakura asked herself. "You're not so bad yourself." The log replied. Sakura was confused but they drove away.
After the date on the way home.
"Oh log, I love you, it was so heroic how you got chopped off a tree!" Sakura said romantically. "Yeah I now have about 100 brothers." Log said. … … … … … … … … … … … after a long silence. "Will you marry me!" Sakura yelled. "Sure" log replied. "But were not even 14 yet." Log said later. "Who cares?" Sakura replies. Nobody they both said.
After that they had 21 wooden children and live happily ever after.
Comment from the Author
That was gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!