I don't know if you find this funny or not, but seeing a I wrote it in a few minutes I doubt it's of my best quality.
Please reveiw!
Descole stood, his infamous costume told everyone who he was. There was no need to tell his name.
He strode foreword briskly, but to the worried onlookers it seemed like a millennium. No one dared to speak and he walked past, an air of arrogance all around him.
He tipped his hat at the woman in front of him, they were separated by glass but he could still hear her exhaling loudly with fear.
He reached into his shirt pocket with his slender fingers and withdrew a price of paper.
With a friendly smile and a chirpy tone to his voice he said
"I'd like to cash in a check, please."
He walked out of the bank happily, £17.50 richer. He was eternally glad for his part time job in McDonalds.