Since nobody wants to write this, I decided to write it myself. It's how I imagine things went down post Moving On.
„Please forgive me, Cuddy! Pleeeeease! I'm begging you!" House said.
„Fuck you, cripple!" Cuddy said.
Then she plunged the knife into his stomach, and he screamed and screamed and then he died.
Cuddy smiled. She called George Clooney and they lived happily ever after.
The end.