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"Finally, I'm back believe it!" shouted a spiky hair boy with whisker marks on his cheeks.

"Granny Tsunade, Sakura, Kakashi, Iruka! I'm back!"

This boy was none other than Uzumaki Naruto, back from his two and a half year training with Jiraiya, one of the legendary sannin. As Naruto entered the village gates he saw a very attractive girl, she had pale lavender eyes and long, dark violet hair just above her waist.

''Woah!'' thought Naruto. "She's hot!" blurted out the idiot without realizing.

"Who? Her?" said an old man with white hair.

"What? What are you talking about ero-sennin?" said Naruto.

"You just said ''She's hot''. Who are you talking about?"

"Her" pointed Naruto as the girl walk towards him.

''Shit! What do I do!!?'' The girl stopped in front of Naruto and looked up and down Naruto. She looked at his orange and black shirt and his orange pants. She looked down, poked her index fingers together, looked back up and said

"N-naruto-kun?" But before he could respond he was being dragged away by Jiraiya.

"Ero –sennin! What the hell?!"

"Shut up Naruto we need to report to Tsunade." Said Jiraiya.

"SHIZUNE!!!" Shouted a blond woman who looked about 20.

"Yes Lady Tsunade!?" said Shizune, Tsunade's apprentice.

"Shizune could you run down to the store and get me some pain relievers?"

"Yes lady Tsunade." Suddenly Naruto burst into the room and tackle hugged Tsunade. Tsunade, still recovering from hangover, punched Naruto in the back of the head.

"OWWWW!!!!! WHAT THE HELL GRANNY?" shouted Naruto.

"Oh, I'm sorry Naruto, I didn't recognize you." Said Tsunade calmly.

"You didn't have to punch me!" said naruto rubbing his head when suddenly the doors burst open.

"Where is he!?" said 3 girls simultaneously. "Where's Naruto?"

The first girl wore black shorts and a pink shirt. She had black gloves on and wore her bubble gum pink hair short. This girl was Haruno Sakura.

The second girl was blonde she was wearing a tight purple shirt which showed a lot of her stomach and lower chest. She was also wearing a tight purple miniskirt that looks as if it would pop off if she bent down. She had her hair down and long with her bangs hanging in front of her face. This girl was Ino Yamanaka.

The third girl wore a white long sleeved shirt and long black baggy pants. She had her brown hair in two buns. This girl was Tenten

. When the girls saw Naruto they ran to him examining him complimenting him on his good looks and asking how he was. Until he said

"Where is Hinata?"

"Hinata? Why do you want to know where Hinata is?" said Sakura.

"Yeah what's so great about her?" said Ino.

Tenten stayed quiet.

Announcer: Where is Hinata?

Who is this mystery girl that Naruto met.

What will happen?

Stay tuned to find out.

\\Itachi//