"I hate fangirls," Sasuke growled, running away from the hoard of fangirls behind him, screaming various versions of "I love you, Sasuke-kun! Marry me!" Sasuke darted into an alley, and sighed with relief as the fangirls ran straight past it.
"You know what, I'm telling them I'm gay! That'll get 'em off my back!"
"No it won't," a voice said from above him. He looked up to see Kakashi on top of a building.
"What do you mean no it won't…If they think I'm gay, they know they won't have a chance."
"No, actually, they're think your delusional, and that it will be their love that conquers your delusions. Plus if you tell people your gay, not only will you still have to deal with the fangirls, you'll have to deal with something far, far worse."
"What could possibly be worse than fangirls?"
"Fanboys," Kakashi replied, "If they think your gay, they know they will have a chance." Sasuke's eyes bugged out as he imagined the cross between Naruto and Sakura, chasing after him, and shivered.
"Then what do you suggest I do?"
"Find a girl who can take care of herself, and get her to pretend to be your girlfriend, until the fangirls start leaving you alone. Have fun," Kakashi disappeared.
'Why couldn't Haku have survived?' Sasuke thought to himself.
"Oh, and Haku was a guy," Kakashi said, making Sasuke jump, before he disappeared again.
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Yeah…I have no clue where this came from. But Read and Review anyways, please! Smiles!
Rune