Shelly Marsh VS. Kevin Mccormick.

Stan Marsh, was coming out of his house, he was walking to the bus stop to meet with his friends and Cartman, when he got there Kyle, had seen him with a huge black eye on his face, he then asked Stan.

"Hey Stan, where did you get that black eye, did Shelly, kicked you're ass again?"

He told the guys.

"Yeah, she's in one of her moods again, what a bitch!"

Cartman, said while laughing at him.

"Ha! Ha! man Stan, you're sister is the toughest person in South Park, hell I bet she can even beat up
Kenny's stupid older brother, to?"

Kenny, then said to Cartman.

"Shit, my brother Kevin, knows how to fight when he gets drunk he can beat you hard."

Stan, then told Kenny.

"No way, Shelly is more crazier then you're alcoholic brother Kevin."

Suddenly, Kenny got mad at him and said.

"Trust me, Kevin can take Shelly, he once choked out my dad."

Stan, who was now a little upset, told Kenny.

"My sister can whoop you're brothers ass! any day of the week!"

Cartman, then said to Kyle.

"Uh oh, jew boy looks like we've got a challenge here, how about we make a bet dudes."

Kyle, said.

"Yeah, why don't we have Stan's sister & Kenny's brother fight to see who can whoop the other's ass?"

Stan, said. "Fine!"

Kenny, said. "Fine!"

The bus now arrives, after school was over Stan, went inside his house, his sister Shelly, was sitting on the couch
watching T.V. with holding a ice pack on his eye, he was now trying to talk to her.

Stan, while holding the ice pack said.

"Uh, Shelly?"

She, yelled.

"Shut up turd! leave me alone or i'll give you another black eye!"

He then, took a moment to relax and then said to her.

"Shelly, I just wanted you know that my friend Kenny, well his brother Kevin, called you a stupid stinking bitch."

She, then shouted.

"Leave me alone Turd!"

But when Stan was about to leave, Shelly then yelled out.

"Wait, turd get back here! do you mean Kevin Mccormick?"

Stan, then said.

"Yep, Kenny told me he called you a big mouthed headgear wearing evil looking bitch."

She then, got really pissed off and shouted.

"He said what?! i'll kill him and cut his balls off!"

She then kicked Stan in his stomach, and yelled out.

"He's dead!"

Meanwhile, over at Kenny's house, Kenny was talking to Kevin, who was sitting at the tabel
drinking a little pabst blue ribbon he said to brother Kevin.

"Hey, Kevin, you know my friend Stan Marsh, well his sister Shelly, was talking shit about you, she called you a drunking, brace wearing, white trash, ugly looking redneck."

Kevin, then said.

"Oh, she did?"

But Kenny, then said to Kevin.

"Oh, and she said she's way more better drinking pabst blue ribbon then you are."

Suddenly, Kevin Mccormick was now pissed off.

After he got done slupping the beer, he then threw the can on the kitchen floor.

He was a little drunk, and said with anger.

"She said what?! why that no good whore! i'll beat the living piss out of her!"

Kenny, was now giggling.

The boys now got the beef started, Shelly Marsh, will fight Kevin Mccormick, who will win? and what will happend next?

To be continued.