Now, before I do anything, I'm gonna yell some important messages: I have banned Elmo, Farla, and the other assohlic bastards of the site from reviewing on my shit, so I don't want no motha fucka's like Hybrid, Istwill, or anyone like them to come on here and say "This is new story, duuuuuuuh, Elmo spew shit on me, duuuuh, shit like that". If you wanna review, write down and actual review, if you spew your "Look out" crap on this story, or any of my future stories, I'm gonna ban your ass as soon as I see it.

That being out of the way, to fully understand some of the main characters, you'll have to read my prequels "When Worlds Collide" and "Aloha to Me", but it isn't mandatory. And yes, they are shitty stories now that I look back at them, but they got some laughs... sort of.

Without further ado, enjoy!

Winter morning. It was cold, barely snowy, and in a house, in the woods located where there used to be a gym, was the Blazik residence. Well, at least where the son lived. Inside, there was a family of five, three Zoroarks, one Gardevoir, and one… unusual looking human. Yes, the human is the one that is the point here. This was Yugokil.

Yugo was now an eight year old adult, technically looking 18, was a mix of Zoroark, human and Blaziken genetics, and he was going to have the adventure of his life time. You might ask what kind? Well, Yugo wanted to have an adventure similar to his grandfather Frank. Yes, that Frank. And Yugo also wanted to defeat his grandfather in next year's tournament.

Of course, he needed six Pokémon and seven badges. Seven, you may ask? Frank is a gym leader himself and since nobody has beaten him in over 10 years, the whole council, or whatever, decided to have the needed amount reduced to seven. Sounds lame, but beating Italy will earn you a title better than any tournament. And to top it off, Yugo wants to actually attempt this.

Daylight broke out as the sunlight seeped into the bedroom of Yugo. His body just shifted away from the light and turned to hug a warm, furry body. This was one of his twin sisters Erzyhi. Soon he opened his eyes slowly and saw the hair of his sister in front of him. Yugo smiled, then let go of his sister's back, only to turn around and see his second sister. Yes, both sisters sleep with him. No, they don't have any "close" relations… they just kiss, and maybe one of them gives an oral to Yugo, nothing heavy. They just do it behind their parents' backs so nobody knows about it.

Anyway, he slowly got out of bed and walked out of the room, into the bathroom. He took a shower, took his towel and dried himself, took a shit, and put on a set of clean clothes. After that, he made breakfast for himself, ate it, then put on his heavy coat and was almost ready to go out. What stopped him was his mother walking into the room as she asked, "Going out this early?"

It was Rose as she was getting the feeling of age in her. Yugo nodded, "Yeah mom, just going to work, what else?"

"Well, if I'm right, you said something about wanting to go on that 'I'm gonna beat grandpa' adventure?"

"I'm gonna try. Professor Grandpa can't be all that hard… sort of."

Rose shook her head and chuckled, "If you can beat your uncle, then you have a chance. But, it then goes to mom, then Mr. Bender, then my sister-in-law, then me, and then…"

Yugo stopped her gently, "Grandma Heleva. I kinda got how Prof. Gramps works with his typical pattern."

"You worked for him for years, I'd figure you'd get it by now."

"Yeah, but I gotta get to grandpa's lab quick."

"Mm, before he has a fit?"

"Does he ever?"

"No, but then again you never know."

Yugo ran out the door quickly into the cold, winded Kalos forest, and led himself to the main pathway to the lab. It took half an hour through the usual areas, but Yugo made it to Luminose City and entered what was his grandfather's lab. Yugo walked in and found Midori, his grandmother, at the desk as she smiled, "Hi Yugo, Frank's not here just yet. He was barely awake when I left."

Yugo broke a smile as well, "Spoils of having an apartment?"

"A very good one. But I find being a little spoiling ok as long as it doesn't go to the head."

"You sure that hasn't happened to…"

"No, I think the whole 'I like being a two-timing criminal' went into his head."

"Yet you don't…"

"Divorce? Are you insane? I love him very much despite everything that happened and probably will happen. Why would I have that kind of idea?"

Yugo shrugged, "Well, he's committed murder… trades with criminals… has cousin Kevanin working with gangsters… and… kinda did all kinds of other things that should land him a death penalty."

Midori stood up and shook her head with the smile remaining, "True, but that's going to be his persona until he either gets something to change him, or retires… or dies."

"Can't YOU fix him?"

"Tried that, doesn't do any good. If anything, it split us up for a couple days, then we apologized over it and put it behind."

Yugo shook his head as well, almost ready to laugh, "I really need to know how you keep up with Prof. Grandpa. He's… healthy and insane at the same time."

"Eh, I tried."

Yugo spun around as it was Frank who entered the lobby. He was dressed a little more decent with a T-shirt, some pants, and a loose jacket on. Midori put her hands to her hips, "You realize what the temperature is, right?"

Frank nodded, looking tired still, "I had to move my ass quickly so gangsters don't rob me, or government comes and arrests me… but it's more of the first one."

Midori rolled her eyes, "Well, nobody came except for Yugo."

"Good, because Flare is coming over and they're dropping off a lot of Pokémon. Now, Yugo, stop standing around like a fucking pole and get the hell to work."

Frank walked down the hallway to his lab as Yugo whined, "I really hate when I have to deal with criminals."

Midori sighed, "Well, think of it like this: If you ever get stuck with a Flare, a Rocket, or some other kind of group Frank trades with, you can have him get you out of it and your stuff back."

"True… but I still don't think it's the best idea."

Frank yelled down the hallway, "COME ON! They're here already!"

Yugo rolled his eyes as his grandmother said, "Just put up with it until… wait, isn't today your birthday?"

Yugo nodded, "Yes."

Midori gave him a cheerful smile, "Well then, once the day is over me, Frank, and Rose have a nice little present for you."

"Really?"

"Yes, but you have to put up with Franks shit first, then you'll get it."

Yugo walked down the hallway with a sense of annoyance and guilt mixed in. On his birthday, he had to do the same mentally and emotionally rugged work that involved doing things for the teams behind closed doors and sometimes trading around drugs.

At the back of the building, a truck was there with the crates already laid out and row of what appeared to be custom made guns. Yugo rolled at his grandfather's fanatic gun hobby and asked the goons, "So, I assume this is today's load?"

The goon on the right nodded impatiently, "Yes, now where the hell is the cash?"

"How much is it?"

"56k dollars dumbass, what else?"

Yugo nodded and then shouted down the hallway, "Hey Grandpa! You have to pay these guys!"

Frank yelled back from his work room, "Tell them they have a debt of around 200 thousand dollars to pay off! They should have that because if they don't I'll stick a copied document up their ass!"

Yugo looked back to the guards, "Hopefully you heard all that?"

The two Flare's shook their heads, "Something a document with an ass in it."

"He said you have debt to pay off."

"Shit, he still remembers. Fine, we'll leave it here. And if this becomes the new excuse every time we come with something, then we'll bring a set of guns and blast this place off to the Hall of Origins."

Yugo nodded with a "yeah right" look, "Yeah, that'll happen around the same time I beat my grandfather."

The truck left and all that remained were crates. Yugo sighed and moved crate after crate after crate until the dock was cleaned up. Afterwards, he left the dock and walked down the hallway to help out with the nature room caring. He got to the entrance of the room and already saw his aunt Catherine there. He didn't have to say a word, and Catherine looked and greeted, "Morning Yugo, I see you made it finally."

Yugo asked, "I'm not in trouble for anything, right?"

"No, no, I'm just not in the mood for any kind of slacking. Now, go get two bags of the vegetable mix, gotta start feeding everyone."

Yugo nodded and went over to the food shed, which was a closet with sacks of food. There, he opened it up and looked around for the morning food bag. He knew his aunt had a way with organizing it to the point where it was a bit confusing for him to find the right food bag. Yugo did find it after a minute of looking and then dragged out two bags of the vegetables.

Now where his aunt was sitting, he placed the food around the area, then sat down by the tree as Catherine asked, "So, since today is your birthday, from what I can see in your head, what exactly do you want?"

Yugo smiled, "Well, I was thinking… maybe I could become a trainer, never really did."

"Interesting, and the reason is?"

"Just getting bored of working here. Besides, me and Grandpa made a bet that I'd kick his ass in next year's tournament."

Catherine rolled her eyes at the thought of it, "There are better things to do than be a fi…"

"I know, you don't like fighting and want me to do something else. I don't honestly care about what you and uncle Magnus say on fighting or not, I just simply answered your question of the reason."

Catherine stood up, "Well, in that case you can feed the rest while I go back to Magnus."

Yugo shook his head, "One day aunt, one day, with that attitude you two are gonna say goodbye."

"Do you mean a human divorce?"

"Pretty much."

"HA, like that'll ever happen."

She left the room as Yugo finished up the feeding of all the little Pokémon. As the day continued, his mother and father came in and his little twin sisters as well. The Blazik grandparents arrived later than expected and the lab then was crowded with people.

Yugo was like his Gardevoir grandmother in terms of people skills, very good. Frank was giving Pokémon to new trainers, old ones, or quickly pickpocketing a few people. As time passed on, Yugo saw all the little kids that got their first Pokémon, many with the basic three starters and a few with other kinds of starters which weren't technically starters. He hoped what he got wasn't some shitty hybrid between a Magicarp and a Rowlet.

After the whole day was wasted by doing the same usual jobs and such, at about 5 PM, Yugo was ready to go home. He stayed only for a little as everyone continued. Once he was ready to leave, his mother came about and gently asked, "Yugo."

Yugo looked around to see his mother, "Yes mom?"

She popped on a smile, "We got a little surprise for you~."

"What?"

"Well, come and see."

She teleported off as Yugo took a guess where she went. He took a turn down the hallway to what was the lounge, and inside…

"SURPRISE!"

Yugo jumped in shock, but calmed down as he saw his family, and grandparents, in the room. He smiled in joy, "Well, I thought it was forgotten!"

Frank made a remark, "It was forgotten 'accidently' for the whole day until now so Edward can set this whole thing up and for me to pick up some booze."

Yugo just laughed as he looked around and asked, "No cake? No… food? No pre…"

Rose stopped him, "That last bit makes up for everything. Since you wanted to become a trainer, and defeat dad…"

Frank raised a finger, "In his dreams."

"… we decided that we'd let you go on your eighth birthday so you look like an adult to blend in. Now, dad has got you some basics for your little journey."

A backpack, an old looking laptop, some food, and two bottles of rum appeared on the table. Yugo asked, "What's all this?"

Frank said, "Food, alcohol, an ItalyDex, and a backpack to store your shit. There's more."

Six Pokéballs appeared along with a map and a cellphone. Yugo walked to the table and asked, "Did you dig up a museum or something?"

Midori explained, "Frank thought that you needed more than a Dex, food and Pokéballs."

Frank chuckled, "C'mon, it's a '98 laptop with CD and 3.5 floppy disk drives, and an IPhone 1."

Bender commented, "Mhm, and does he really need all this?"

"No, he has it better, ish, than me. Besides, once he pulls all this into one bag, he can choose his Pokémon."

Yugo asked, "Wait, I get my own… Pokémon?"

"Yeah, clean all this shit up and you can choose one."

Once Bender and Heleva left, along with Arenmo and Edward, Midori told Frank a few things he had to remember since it was most likely that Yugo would have a few issues. Frank ensured her that everything would be alright, even though she was smart enough to know he was actually saying "If I fuck up, oh well, not my journey".

The lab was closed early, and once it was empty, it was just Frank and Yugo. Frank asked, "So, assuming that everything is done, have you hopefully chosen what you want, because I can pull out a Fro…"

Yugo stopped him, "I chose a while back."

"Ok, and that is?"

"A Riolu."

"Good, because I have one you can have."

After a trip and back, Frank came out with a shotgun pointed to the Riolu's head. Yugo was a little startled by it and exclaimed, "What the hell are you doing to the poor thing?"

Frank shrugged, "Making sure it ain't runnin' out. Now, this one is more special that the others here."

"How, it… um, what sex is it?"

"Female."

"Ok, how is she any different? She looks the same."

"Ok, on the surface she's normal."

The Riolu squeaked out, "I'm not!"

"Fuck you. Anyway, first off she's genetically different."

Yugo sighed and whined, "Didn't grandma tell you not to do it, along with Aunt Catherine and Kalosian government?"

"I don't listen to *using fingers* the CEPA, the EPA, PETA, or the Kalos government of wimpy wimps. I didn't listen to my wife, only because she told me that in the middle of half of the genetic modification shit. Besides, I'm a human and everyone knows humans are the most ignorant creatures to ever exist. Until something new comes along…"

"You're rambling."

"Sorry."

"So, what is she modified with?"

"First up, human genes."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"My mother didn't need that."

"That's because I was like, what, 17… yeah, when Edward was born. And then you're mother, and then Catherine. But, they were the result of having sex. Not every human wants to get it on with their Pokémon whether it'd be because of family, rules, or interest. This created Genetic August where literally half the people wanted a genetically altered Pokémon, and fuck did they!"

Yugo sighed again, "You need to stop rambling like that."

"Hey, if I'm gonna be what Oak was to that black haired dick, might as well blabber like my father, which I hate doing."

Yugo quickly restated the question, "So, the Riolu has human genetics. What else?"

"Uh, that's it."

"That's it?"

"Yeah."

"Alright, what does the genetics due?"

"First off, vocal cords. You're 75% Pokémon so you don't know that difference."

The Riolu asked, "Wait, he's…"

"Shut it; most of the change will happen when she evolves."

Yugo asked, "What does that mean? What happens?"

"First off, her height will increase significantly. Maybe… at least 5 feet high."

"O…k, and?"

"Next, several human features will be added in, she'll look more like a human woman and… yeah, that's it."

Yugo again questioned it, "Could that be a bonus?"

Frank threw his hands in the air with a stuck look, "Like I actually know?! Someone wanted her, then they declined because they changed their mind and I flipped them off. I still got genetically fucked up Pokémon in the lab and the next batch won't be up until..."

"Grandpa."

"Ok, fuck it, here's the Riolu, now I need you to sign paperwork."

The Riolu walked over to Yugo very slowly as she was a bit worried with Yugo. At the front, Yugo signed several documents that included "insurance", a waiver, and a contract stating Yugo has protection from any activity from the Teams. Frank gave some cash, around 1000 dollars' worth, to Yugo and told him, "Now that you're set, I'll be kicking your ass next year."

Yugo made a straight face, then asked, "Wait, does that mean we're… enemies?"

"The term is friendly rivals. An enemy wants you dead, friendly rivals are moronic assholes who you constantly meet or have to deal with. Good luck, and don't get killed."

"I won't."

"I said that and I got nearly killed."

Yugo left with the Riolu and now the place was empty. Frank sat there as he looked around, then shrugged, "So… a little abridged?"

He opened up his laptop and went on YouTube.

Meanwhile, Yugo was outside and already was starting to wonder if now was a good time to start. But, he couldn't go back, he was going to begin his journey and become the ultimate Pokémon master, even though it was cliché, poorly thought out, and meant he had to be the good guy and possibly get shot by his grandfather.

At 8:17 PM, Yugo was now walking through the dark as he knew a place to sleep. He sent up a tent from the backpack, pulled out the sleeping bags as well, and now went in and into the sleeping bag. Before he could close his eyes, he heard some annoyed whining, "And what about me?"

He opened his eyes and saw the Riolu there, "Right, sorry."

He pulled out a Pokéball, only she shook her head, "Why should I stay in there? I wanna be warm as well."

"Because I need to capture you…"

"You can do that tomorrow; I wanna go in the bag as well."

"No, this is my ba…"

She didn't listen and jumped right in, kicking Yugo in the face and snuggling deep in the bag. Yugo yelled, "GET OUT!"

What came out was her head as she asked with a frown, "Why do you get the warmth while I have to freeze?"

"Nobody said you had to freeze, I said this is my FUCKING BAG!"

She turned her head away and went to sleep as Yugo went to sleep as well.

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And yeah, the reason why I held the story back since October was so I can post this as a one anniversary story kinda thing. And to top it off, I plan to make this story reach a million words. Yes, ridiculous, but if my largest story can hit over half a million, I'm sure I can get one million.