Hey Morty, Rick whispered. Oh geez, Morty said. What do you want now Rick? It's something really really important Morty, Rick said. It's so important that you'll shit your pants just on how important it is.
Rick grab Morty by his legs and dragged him on the floor. Just where are you taking me, Rick? Morty asked. Somewhere that I'm maybe not ever welcome to ever again, Rick said. What do you mean by that? Morty asked. Cause some asshole accused me for putting my penis inside someone's butthole when in reality I was trying to fix the kid? What matters is that I need crystals from that place, Rick said. I don't think I wanna know you anymore, Morty said.
Rick just ingroned Morty and was prepareing to leave. Then the two went off. The two ended up on some kind of beach. This place seems kind of peaceful, Morty said. No monsters, no weirdness, just a nice quiet beach. Until I found one *burp* thing that was weird about it, Rick said. This place is called beach city. I guess they must be really into beaches, Morty said. Just as much as Trump is really into straight people and tried to get rid of gay people off his back, Rick said.
Look *burp* Morty, Rick said. Rick pointed to the house that was on the beach. That's the place where we need to get those crystals, Rick said. Oh geez Rick, Morty said. Are you telling me that we going to break into somebody's house and steal those crystals? No, Rick said. We are going to knock on the and ask that we can have some crystals.
Oh, that's very mature of you Rick, Morty said. Worse case scenario, then we will have to break into that house, Rick said. Why am I not surprised? Morty asked. Just leave everything to *burp* me, Morty, Rick said. Then the two went to the front and rang the doorbell. Coming, someone said. Then that person opened the door and saw Rick's face. YOUR THAT PETOFILE WHO PUT THAT PENIS INSIDE STEVEN'S BUTTHOLE!!! That lady screamed. Wait a minute Pearl, I... Rick said before Pearl slamed the door. There's something I wanna talk to you guys for just a sec, Rick said. No, I am not going to let a petofile inside this house, Pearl said. Come on, I was trying to cure him from his butthole infection, Rick said. And besides there's much worse that kid could ever see in his life like he be watching hentai for all you know. We just need to have a talk.
It already looks like you already have a nice talk with your boyfriend over here, Pearl said. OH MY GOD, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? Rick asked. HE'S MY GRANDSON YOU HOE!!! We just want some crystals. Oh, we have crystals inside, Pearl said. I'll
show you.
You see Morty? Rick asked. I told you that I got this all under control. I never thought that this will work out fine, Morty said. Except that part where she yelled at you for being a petoflie, but the rest is smooth sailing. Yeah, Rick said. Besides she's going to get a law sued from yours truly, then she'll learn the true meaning of the word rape. Um, sure let's go with that, Morty said.