Why Itachi REALLY Killed His Clan: A Collection

by Fighter McKnight

Assorted jokes about Itachi, with randomness at the end. If you don't get the Chrono Crossjoke, it's okay. Not many people play that game. Unlike me, I play it every day XD R&R'a sauce. Submit your ideas today!

1. Udon meets Itachi

Why Itachi REALLY killed his clan """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

One day, Itachi was walking through the street, using Sharingan to see through the girl's clothes,

when suddenly... He sees a guy's clothes.

"AUGH!!! IT BURNS!!!" Itachi began slashing at random, naturally, killing everyone in his clan. Then,

in humiliation, he said he did it on purpose, the macho nitwit.

"Itachi, I'm naked!" Kisame joked. (You know, that joke where if you look, people laugh at you.)

"F)(&()(&$($&$$&(&$(&$&(&(&$(&$(&$&

&($#(&)&)&)&)) you."

"Kiss your mom with that mouth?"

"Yeah, right before I killed her."

Eerie silence