Well, here's a pointless little story I wrote when I was bored. I'll probably make it a couple chapters long. I hope it at least makes you smile a little:)
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Tamaki Suoh pranced along in all his beautiful glory to the club room, plotting up new ways to press his lips to Haruhi's and make it look like an accident, when all of a sudden a group of dirty lubmerjacks burst out from a door that resembled the build of an outhouse's. Tamaki squealed with disgust as he saw mud dripping off them.
Ick! he thought What repulsive little jerks!
"Damn it, Buzzy! Why you gotta be like this?! A small plump red headed she-man roared at an equally, if not slightly bigger, boy in overalls and a tiny dirty yellow shirt that only went down to his navel.
"I ain't havin' it no more, Studdly! I ain't!" Buzzy yelled back with the same Egyptian, Tamaki decided, accent. (A/N: They actually have Southern accents but, you know, Tamaki isn't the brightest bulb out there.)
"It ain't no big deal." A small dirty girl, no bigger than Hunny, whispered as she cuddled the most uggliest, hairless, most cockeyed cat Tamaki had ever laid his sexy eyes upon.
"Yes it is, Mack! It's a big deal! This here idiot," Buzzy waved his arms wildly at Studdly in a way that made Tamaki mesmerized as his arm flab jiggled in the most beautiful rythm when he did it, "is gon' risk all our lives just to find some stupid thing that prolly don' even exist! I won't listen to his talk no more! Won't, won't, won't!"
"Well, then why don' you just get outta here! We don' need you! We'll find the ol' Elmer Yolk by oursleves, we will! So get gone!"
Huh? Elmer Yolk? What's that? Oh! But that would be a cute name for Kyoya! I wish that was his last name! Mr. Kyoya Elmer Yolk!:3 Tamaki couldn't wait to get to the club room and call Kyoya that! He knew he would just love it!
"Alright! I will!" And in one swift movement (well, it was swift to Tamaki. It actually took the boy about an hour to raise his arm) Buzzy had plucked a pin off of his belly shirt and thrusted it at the ground. Then he began to waddle away, his stylish rubber rainboots squeaking all the way down the hall.
The blonde looked back to see a very distressed Studdly, breathing heavily as if he had just run a mile. Or, considering his size, walked three steps. "Can't believe it," he heard him say, "Can't believe after two years he would just up and leave.
Though he had no idea who these strange dirty people were, it hurt Tamaki to see Studdly and Mack looking so sad. So he did the only thing he knew to do.
He danced.
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Okay, well if you didn't guess by now, that was an introduction to the Lumberjack Club. And I guess that's all I really need to say for you to guess what Tama's new hobby will be. Also, I'm sorry for making this so short:p And I deeply apologize if this was just too weird and disturbed you in anyway.