So, this little fanfiction is HEAVILY based off of Cas Bakes Dean a Pie (Supernatural fanfiction, don't ask). I got the idea by browsing through the Attack on Titan section on this website. Needless to say, Levi x Eren is a very popular pairing, so there was a LOT of fanfictions dedicated to said pairing. A majority make Levi seem like either a fluffy puppy or an inconsiderable jerk who becomes too harsh on Eren and apologizes to him rather dramatically once he realizes that he took it too far. Most are poorly written with horrible plots and cliché twists and settings. After having my eyes burned out by the atrocity that is Attack on Titan fanfiction, I've decided to write this sort of satirical little short to poke a bit of fun at Attack on Titan shippings and fanfiction and all bad fanfiction in general. Godspeed to you all. I present to you, what happens when I'm bored on a Sunday night, also known as "Levi Bakes Eren a Cupcake".
eren was reding a book about cupcakes. it was about cookin strawberry cupcakes, apple cupcakes, ice cream cupcakes, nanaba cupcakes, chocolate cupcakes, vanilla cupcakes, and botson cremme cupcakes. he lushusly licked his lips as he tried to imagine hte delisousness of hte cupcakes. suddenly, someone smahsed though his wondow.
"enER" said someone behind him. eren regognized the vioce. it wad the kawaii desu sugoi sugoi dominat short guy.
"hello heichou" he turned to him very quickly ajd slammed the book shut.
"you didnt see that. i wasnt read anuthing, i Swear."
"Donut swer erin, its not very ladylake"
"heichou your suck a chuckleface"
"what"
"whats in ytour hands heichou?"
"i made you a cupcake. look eeren i worded very hards. i even cought my cravat on fire," he glanced down at the half burnt cravat, and then it turned brand new again because of hjis sugoi kawaii desu powers.
"thats not a cupcake," eren frowned loudly. lvi's eyebrows lifted sadlike.
"yes it is i worked hard"
"no heichou look at it."
lvi looked at the gloop of batter in his hands. a single basil leaf rested in the centr and it wasnt even cooked. ted to the cupcake wus a card tat had the wors "soz dat you're mam is ded L" writtedn on it.
"heichou how did you manahe to catch it on fir did you evn put it in the oven?/?/?/?/?" eren said with all of his super chibi kawaii desu-ness. eran-kun's eyebrows went together andf his princess eyes widened to the size of paltes and his lips puckered.
"wats an oven eren"
"how did you cath on fire heichou?"
"i dont know i just did i was cutting the basil and then all of a sudden something was smoking"
"heihou no not again cmere leme checku for burns"
"i am okey dokey", levi promised him. errn shook his had.
"no heichou come here" he hugged him ecTREMEly tightly. "you smell liek fire"
"eren pls"
"what"
"stahp im allergic to human affection remember"
"o yea" ereen let go of lvu, who then slapped him on the back in a loving, painful, way
"ow heichou" eren frwned again. levi gasped darmatically.
"DID I HJURT OUOU?"?" he shouted in his face. "I ALWAYS HURT EVERYONE I LOVE NOT YOU TOO ERN I DON'T NEED THAT" heichou stared into his emerald green eyes. eren continued to stare at him.
"are yuo going to give me the cupcake or not heichou"