(Please don't actually read this)
autors note: so i red dis in skool and i thought i wuld write a story on et.
piggy:omg wtf wai do i die
mei: coz its romantic omg piggy are u not turned on
jack: yeh
piggy: no
mei: shut up piggy ur fat and gay
so piggy loved ralph but he didn't kno how to tell him coz piggy was real shy. ralph loved piggy with all his hert but he didant kno how to tell piggy coz ralph didn't kno if piggy was gay. but one night ralph was looking at piggy and den he just kind of went 'i luv u piggy' and piggy was real happy. ralph un piggy had sexy buttsex all night long, and ralph pumped his long and glistening captain winky into piggy's prune. it hurt and bled a little but piggy loved ralph. jack was jelus of dis tho so he set da hut on fier. 'no piggy' ralph cried coz piggy burnt himsel.f piggy;s glasses fell into the fier and at dat moment piggy died. ralph cried as he ran outside coz piggy was his one tru luv (omg dey are sooo cute is my OTP) ralph dididnt want to live so he walked up castle rock and jumped thiking of piggy. ralph died and once jack saw ralphs body jack stabbed him and smeared the blood on his face coz he wanted a mask, then he killed himself so he wuld die wid the mask. and dey all died but ralph and piggy went to heaven and wen piggy saw ralph he was really happy 'now we are tugether 5ever' sed piggy and dey made out really hotly.
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guys no h8 k this took me 55555555555555555555500000000hours
disclaimer: dese karacters belong to da guy dat wrote de book we had to read i forgot da name but deir love belongs to me and dis story as well so dunt steel it or ill sue u.