WEASLEYS' WIZARD WHEEZES
Fred was bored.
Fred was so bored that annoying Sirius or Lupin was not enough to rid off that feeling: well, he tried to speak decently with them but that too-white place made him want to do pranks to everybody and, after stealing Moody's eye, he was almost placed in "detention". Only Lily's action, together with James's, preserved him to be put upside-down for a long amount of time. But he was placed in a sort of isolation for a while by the old Auror and now he felt more bored than ever.
Fortunately, George's ear was with him.
That little bastard reached him the moment after his arrive in Heaven, he was the first one welcoming him, even before Lupin and Tonks's crushing-bone hugs or Hedwig's loving pecks on his head.
Hel felt reassured, like if George was still with him.
"Crap, they are such like a bunch of old folks..." the red-haired mused: "Well, this sucks...".
Then, his face smiled as the eyes fell on the fluttering little one beside him: "At least I've got George 's ear to keep me company..."
It was like a flash hit him.
Fred grinned and chuckled like a kid who was eavesdropping Mum and Dad in their room, then he grabbed the ear, took a deep breath and literally SCREAM with all of his voice: "OI!" he yelled, with an intensity that resound throughout the Heaven, "Can you hear me down there, Saint Georgie-boy?"
George was bored.
George was so bored that annoying Ginny while she was arranged her own marriage with his "scarred-but-loved brother" Harry was not enought to rid off that feeling.
Suddenly, the hole that was in place of the ear bursted out and an inarticulate noise echoed in his mind like a thunderclap.
"Holy Frick-In-A-Bucket!" George yelled: "WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT!"
In Heavens, Fred smiled mischievously.
He found out how to have fun from that moment on.