I know what were going to flop today
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
…...
Phineas stepped in front of his friends. "LADIES AND-"
"There are no ladies." Interrupted Buford. "Isabella and the rest of the Fireside Girls went to that all-day Jamboree."
"
Phineas frowned, then shrugged. Well, anyway. Let me demonstrate my new invention!" He spills some ink on his shirt-
ZAP!
Suddenly, the stain is gone! Everyone exclaims in excitement and curiosity.
Phineas explains that currently watching over the backyard was a Anti-stain Laser Satellite. Now they could get as dirty as they want and never worry about laundry and baths!
Excited, the boys began to declare Mud Wars and eat messy foods.
…...
Meanwhile, high in outer space-
CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
Screamed Dr. Doofensmirtz. As his latest failure sent him flying-
CRASH!
Right into the boys Anti-Stain Laser Satellite!
"But mommy, the moon babies eat sky cheese on my wagon!" Babbled a delirious Doofensmirtz as he falls through space.
While Dr. D slipped closer to Dementia, the Satellite began to short-circuit-
…...
Meanwhile, back on good old Terra Firma, Phineas eats a sloppy Joe. It messes up the whole of his Shirt-
ZAP!
Phineas kept eating in bliss...completely oblivious to his shirt slowly disintegrating...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
Have I gone too far with this?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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