It happens again followed by several hushed snickers.
For the past five minutes Zoro has been distracted by the childish game and is starting to feel the oncoming headache from having his brows pinched in annoyance. He looks around and sees several other slightly annoyed students but no one is making any clear motion to do anything about it.
The disturbance is coming from a group of four boys at a table almost in Zoro's direct line of sight. They were already at the library when Zoro walked in and had been quite up until recently. However, now seemed to be the appropriate time to play the quietest version of the penis game Zoro had ever witnessed. The current winner, a smug, lean blonde, had barely gotten to a loud whisper.
While Zoro usually wouldn't care, this was finals week. And his most important exam was tomorrow. The library is the only place he can really sit and concentrate. However, with them, every time his mind calmed into a blank state, "Penis" would come floating into his headspace.
Zoro could hear the hushed whispers of the group trying to convince their long nosed friend to go next. Every time someone told him to go, the paler the long nosed seemed to get. But he only ever got as far as opening his mouth, before quickly closing it and whispering out some excuse. The blonde at the table eventually waved his hand in a "come on already" gesture, with a menacing smile creeping across his face.
The arrogance radiating off the blonde is what makes Zoro decide he's going to end this. Adjusting his laptop, he settles lower into his chair and silently sucks in a deep breath.
Zoro waits until the long-nose's mouth has started to come out of making the "P" sound and shouts penis so quickly and confidently that long-nose actually falls out of his chair in shock. The boy in the red vest bangs his head on the table and starts laughing while the blonde whips around trying to find the person who overwhelmingly outdid them.
A small smile breaks over Zoro's face as he occupies himself with looking like he's been studying the whole time. The blonde looks to be slightly shaking and actually snarls when the blue-haired man points out he's been beaten. Zoro just barely catches the blonde saying something about "must be a coward..." when he gets an IM from Nami.
"What are you doing?! Don't even try to tell me that wasn't you, I know it was. I heard that."
Zoro softly chuckles and replies:
"Just ending the quietest penis game ever. With the added benefit of pissing off some self-righteous blonde."
"Lol, then this video makes more sense now."
"What video?"
"I started taking a video of the blonde because he wouldn't quit staring at me. It was starting to get really creepy. But when you yelled, his FACE! Omg, just here."
Along with the text Zoro received a video file. Making sure his earbuds were in his computer, he clicked on the video. The first bit was just the blonde frequently staring up at the camera (he really was staring at Nami quite a bit), occasionally looking away to whisper to his friends. When it gets to the point where he's starting to pester the long-nose is when Zoro feels himself start to smile. He knows its coming and when it happens Zoro has to remember to hold back his laugh. The blondes face just drops, and though the video quality isn't great, Zoro can see that he goes from startled to confused, to pissed right the fuck off. It's the best thing Zoro has seen all week and he really can't stop himself from smirking.
"You owe me one for that, by the way. You're much to happy for that to be free."
