After seeing a Hellsing/Simpsons mash up, I thought to do this with Dissidia flare. Well, this is what happens when Jecht attempts to tell a scary story. Wonder how scary it'll be…As usual, I own nothing.
-miano53
Jecht's Scariest Story Ever Told
At a campsite near Order's Sanctuary…
The small group that consisted of Lightning, Jecht, Kain, Bartz, Zidane and Squall sat at a campsite, talking and eating around a campfire. After a bit, Kain and Squall elected to guard the area for enemies. They left in opposite directions, leaving the four.
After about an hour, Squall came back from the south and said, "Didn't find anything…"
Kain came back from the north and said, "I found nothing as well."
"Well, what do we do now? I'm bored," Bartz asked.
"We could always tell stories," Zidane said.
"I think I'll pass on yours," Lightning said.
"I agree," Kain said.
"Well, we could always tell scary stories…" Bartz said, getting an idea.
The group looked slightly interested and each fighter told a scary story.
After most of them were done, it was Jecht's turn. His story went rather well until he said, "So, then his wife comes THROUGH THE DOOR!"
He was holding up a flashlight to make the story "more scary". Bartz gasped and everyone else looked bored.
Since the story started to become lackluster, Lightning asked, "So?"
"Er, did I mention she was dead?" Jecht asked.
Bartz gasped again and Kain said, "No."
"Well she was. And she hit him in the head with a GOLF CLUB!" Jecht said, using his "scary voice".
Bartz screamed and fell to the ground. 'What's with him?' Zidane thought.
"And?" Squall asked.
"Don't you remember? He went golfing all the time and it really bugged her," Jecht said.
"Wait a sec, you said he went bowling," Lightning told him.
"D'oh!" Jecht yelled and ended the story.
Needless to say, Bartz was terrified of a female poltergeist coming at him with a golf club…
Wow. Jecht's a bad story teller…