The Hitman Dares
Emotive: Hello peeps! Emotive Gothika here to bring you The Hitman Dares!
Nonexistent audience claps and cheers
Emotive: So, here with me today is the adorable future Vongola Decimo, Sawada Tsunayoshi!
Tsuna: I am not going to be the Decimo!
Emotive: Aaaaand baseball prodigy Yamamoto Takeshi!
Takeshi: *smiles and waves* What's up everyone!
Emotive: Here is also baseball freak's lover, Italian wannabe badass Gokudera Hayato
Hayato: I am not baseball freak's lover! And I am not a wannabe badass!
Emotive: *rolls eyes* Suuure you aren't… Next is the EXTREME Sasagawa Ryohei!
Ryohei: BRING ON THE EXTREME DARES!!!
Emotive: I HOPE THEY WILL!!! *Ahem* And last but certainly, positively, absolutely not the least, our *cough*my*cough* hunky Discipline Committee Chairman, Hibari Kyouya!
Kyouya: Hn…
Emotive: *suppresses Inner Fangirl* Well, anyway, as the title says, this is where you are able to dare slash torture your most hated and or loved characters from the KHR series.
Hayato: *snort* You brought us here for this?
Emotive: Noooo, I brought you here for this! *shows Hayato a picture of Bianchi*
Hayato: *turns green and collapses with a major stomach ache*
Tsuna: *sweatdrop* I didn't know Gokudera-kun's curse worked that way.
Emotive: Of course it does. It's when he sees Bianchi's face. There was no mention that he had to see her in person.
Kyouya: You powers of observation are truly staggering.
Emotive: Hey! He speaks!
Kyouya: *glares at Emotive*
Tsuna: A-Ano, Emo-san, how did you convince Hibari-san to come here?
Emotive: Hm? Oh, I just said if he does all the dares that are appointed to him, he'll be able to fight Reborn and you at the same time.
Tsuna: Ehhh?!
Kyouya: *smirk* Herbivore, you better be ready for our fight.
Tsuna: B-B-But…
Emotive: No buts Tsuna… well, unless… *thinks perverted thoughts*
Takeshi: *laughs* Truth or Dare? That sounds like fun!
Emotive: Takeshi, it's only dares, no truths.
Ryohei: EXTREME DARES! I SHALL DO THEM ALL EXTREMELY!
Tsuna: Oniisan, please, you're going to make us all deaf.
Ryohei: EXTREME SHADOW SPARRNG! *spars with shadow*
Tsuna: *sighs* He has way too much energy… Emo-san, are you sure you want to do this?
Emotive: *pulls iPod earbuds out of ears* You say something Tsuna?
Tsuna: *anime fall*
Hayato: *still unconscious*
Kyouya: Hn, so where are all these dares herbivore?
Emotive: Which herbivore may I ask?
Kyouya: You.
Emotive: Right… herbivore… Well Kyou-kun, we have to wait until a reviewer, you know... reviews…
Takeshi: I dare Hibari to put down his tonfas!
Kyouya: *glares fiercely at Takeshi*
Emotive: *bonks Takeshi on the head with a harisen* Baka! I already said that reviewers are the ones who would dare you guys!
Kyouya: How long do we have to wait?
Emotive: *shrugs* I dunno. A couple hours? Maybe a day?
Kyouya: Hn…
Emotive: Why don't you just go play with Hibird for a while?
Hibird: Hibari… Hibari…
Kyouya: *glares at Emotive* Are you ordering me?
Emotive: If I said yes, would you-
Kyouya: *readies tonfas* Kamikorosu!
Emotive: I was expecting that… Takeshi, take charge! *runs from Kyouya*
Kyouya: *chases after Emotive to bite to death*
Takeshi: *looks at unconscious Hayato, then still fallen Tsuna, then sparring Ryohei* Uh… please review and dare us?
Ryohei: TO THE EXTREME!