Tatl: (opens door) Link, can I eat breakfast with you?
Link: Sure buddy, I'm having a extra-wheat bran muffin
and skim milk!
Tatl: Got any Greasy Breakfast Bars?
Link: (disaprovingly) That's not very healthy.
Tatl: Yeah, so?
Link: I'm the Hero of Time, I gotta watch my weight!
Tatl: Got cereal?
Link: Corn flakes.
Tatl: (gets them out, pours bowl, goes to fridge for milk,
when he opens the door the fridge explodes)
Link: Uh-oh!
Tatl: Hmmmmmmmmm, we could go to Fridge Mart!
Link: (excitedly) You mean the best place in the universe
to buy a fridge?
Tatl: Yep.
Link: Let's go! (they climb into Link's 1909 Model-T,
and head out for the "Goodness, that's one BIG Mall" Mall)
Tatl: Do you see any parking places?
Link: (scans the lot) Nope.
Tatl: Let's go to the next level.
**At level 2**
Tatl: See any parking places?
Link: (scans lot) Nope.
Tatl: Let's go to the next level.
**At level 35**
Tatl: (out of breath) Par pla?
Link: Yeah, there's one! (revs car and crashes into a
little pick-up trying to park there also, parks car)
Tatl: I guess we'll walk home!
Link: (rummages around in glove compartment, finds two
green strips of paper) Nah, here you go. (hands one to Tatl)
Tatl: What is it?
Link: A shuttle ticket, don't lose it!
Tatl: (puts it into her pocket) Ok!
**At Fridge Mart**
Salesman: Describe your old fridge.
Link: (thinks) It belonged to my great-great-great uncle.
Salesman: (massages temples) How big was it?
Link: If I maneuver the items correctly, I can fit in
a quart of skim milk and a small wheel of organic goat cheese.
Salesman: Would you like a better fridge?
Link: (timidly looks at Tatl, who nods, so he takes a
deep breath) I-I g-guess?
Salesman: (breaks into a BIIIIIIIIG grin) Great!
Link: But no extra features!
Salesman: Sure, sure, but how about a couple of (drum
roll) DELUXE featrues.
Link: De-de-deluxe! Sure! (Tatl and Link do a flying hi-five)
**Later**
Salesman: How about this one?
Link: Too small.
Salesman: That one?
Tatl: Wrong color?
Salesman: Over there?
Link and Tatl: (think) Nah!
**MUCHO GRANDE later**
Salesman: So you want the Allelui 2035 Ultra Mega Big
Boy with adjoining Hot Tub?
Link: (rubs chin) Yeah, and throw in a burglar alarm.
Salesman: Motion-activated or Laser-protected?
Link: Laser!
Salesman: Ok, it's as big as a (mumble mumble) and costs
(cough cough)!
Tatl: Huh?
Link: (mouth is watering when he looks at the fridge)
Sure, sure, that's great. (signs contract)
Salesman: Cool, how will you be paying?
Link: (pulls out Kokiri Kard) Charge it!
Salesman: (grins evilly) Most excellent!
**On the Shuttle Home**
Tatl: I'm a little worried!
Link: Don't worry, of course you can use the hot tub whenever
I'm around!
Tatl: That's not the poi- (sighs when she notices Link
has a far-away look in his eyes)
**The next day**
Link: It's here, it's here! (Tatl and all the Kokiri are
curiously watching the truck drive up)
Mido: Isn't it a litle big?
Link: (pays him no mind)
Driver: Where can I put it? (notices size of Link's house,
laughs)
Link: What's so funny?
Driver: Look in the truck!
Link: (knees buckle when he realizes the fridge is twice
the size of his house)
Driver: (puts it in the yard, drives away howling with
laughter)
Credit Man: You owe money, give me 17,355 rupees.
Link: Uh........
Credit Man: (snaps fingers, two men pick up the fridge
and carry it away) Have a nice day sir! (leaves)
Link: Oh no!
Tatl: (taps him on the shoulder)
Link: What!?!
Tatl: Uh.... I managed to repair your old fridge.
Link: Thanks buddy! (hi-fives Tatl)
**The Next Day**
Mido: Noooooooooooo, come back with my Ultra-Screen TV!
