Disclaimer: I do not own any Star Trek characters. They belong to Paramount. I also don't own the idea of Survey Time; this idea belongs to Christina B. who gave me permission to use her idea to have some fun with the original Enterprise crew!

Survey Time: Trek Style

Chapter 1: Captain Kirk

Note: This takes place all throughout the five year mission no movies

James T. Kirk had some free time on his hands before his shift on the bridge started. He took this time to check his message on his computer terminal. There was one message from his mom. It said to fill out the questionnaire, send it to her to satisfy her curiosity, and then pass it on to someone else. So, he began to fill out the questionnaire.

Are you left handed or right handed? Right handed.

Are you smart? Yes, I would say I'm smart because I'm a captain of a starship and I can cheat death.

What's your middle name? Tiberius

How many personalities do you have? I have one whole personality, one with two halves, and a good half and a bad half.

How many piercings/tattoos do you have? None

Can you do a cartwheel? Yes, I can because I keep myself in great physical shape.

Do you have bangs? Yes, but I gel them back from my face.

Can you drive? I think I can drive pretty well, Mister Spock may think otherwise.

What do you drive? A starship.

Do you snore? I don't think I do.

Do you drool in your sleep? Only if I'm dreaming of a beautiful girl which happens quite often!

What languages do you speak? Terra (English)

Do you like onions? Yes

Do you like cotton candy? If it has no nutritional value, then yes, I like it!

What instruments can you play? None

What do you sleep in? In a shirt and boxer shorts.

What's your bedtime? Whenever the ship is out of danger or when Bones tells me too.

How many pillows do you have? One

Do you like to dance? Yes

Do you like to sing? Sometimes

Are you any good at it? Ummm well, Bones keeps telling me I should stick to being the captain and not an entertainer.

How many times have you moved houses? I moved from Iowa to the Academy to a starship.

Do you like where you live? It never gets boring I'll tell you that much.

Do you like to finger-paint? When I was little, but not anymore.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals? THIS INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED FOR TOP LEVEL SECURITY CLEARANCE!!!

Do you sleep with socks on? It depends on how tired I am.

Are you ticklish? Ask any girl I've dated I'm sure they'll tell you that answer.

Are you shy? Hell No!

Do you talk to yourself? Yes

Are you a morning person? No definitely not.

What's your favorite outfit? Anything, but the Starfleet dress uniform.

What do you do when you're nervous? I pace around and ask Spock the same questions over and over.

Who's your role model? A captain in Starfleet.

What words/sayings do you overuse? I don't really have any.

The Last Person Who:

Called you? Mister Spock, something about a report.

Slept in your bed? Some nameless woman.

Saw you cry? I don't cry!

Made you cry? I TOLD YOU I DON'T CRY!!

Spent the night? Again, some nameless woman.

Shared a drink with? Some Saurian Brandy with Bones.

Yelled at you? Bones

Said they were gonna kill you? Almost every alien I've encountered except for Spock of course!

Have You Ever?

Been to Vulcan? Yes, it wasn't the experience to have gone through.

Been to Rommulus? No, I can't say I have.

Been to Qo'Nos or Praxis? Nope, and I don't plan on going there.

Done a Nerve Pinch? No, I watched Spock do it.

Did the Vulcan Salute? Yes, a couple of times.

Mind melded with anyone? Spock mind melded with me, does that count?

Have you been close to death before? Yes, many times and I cheat death every time HA! HA! HA!

Wished you were the opposite sex? I don't know, never quite thought about it before.

Had an imaginary friend? Yes, when I was very little. His name was Sparky.

What was your last meal? Synthesized bacon and eggs for breakfast.

What are you going to do after you finish this survey? I'm going to the bridge.

When Captain Kirk was done he sent the questionnaire to his mother.
Then he pondered to whom he should send it to next. Then it hit him;
he would send it to Spock. The idea of Spock filling out a
questionnaire was quite illogical and he probably wouldn't do it.
Captain Kirk however added, "That is an order." on the questionnaire,
then sent it to Spock. He was chuckling as he left his quarters to go
to the bridge.