How do I always end up in these situations?

The ogretail's jaws clamped shut, seconds after I had rolled out of the way.

Why is it always me?

I spun on my heels, facing the ogretail, and I let out a sigh. I raised my blade above my head before bringing it down to the level of the aragami's head.

Oh well. . . .

I rushed at the beast as I let out a ferocious yell. The blade cut straight through the aragami's head, and with pull, ripped through the remainder of it. I then gave a slight squeeze on my god arc's handle, causing the large black aragami jaws to manifest themselves. I stood there as the jaws devoured the ogretail, when a man with slick black hair, and wearing a long brown coat with a large god eater on the back, walked up behind me. His name was Lindow, and at the moment he was carrying his old-type god arc blade over his shoulder, with a lit cigarette in his mouth.

"So, you finally killed it, took ya long enough didn't it." he said jokingly, with a grin across his face. "Seriously though, good work back there. Well, at least for a rookie." He reached out and patted me on the shoulder, all the while looking me in the eyes. "Now lets head back to base."

-We casually strolled into the front lobby of the Den, where Hibari greeted us with a smile on her face. Lindow had told me that he had some business to take care of, and that he would see me later, so I was now free to relax and take in all that had happened that day. I remember standing in the large grayish brown room, with nothing but the large machine that gave me my armlet and my god arc. I remember meeting Kota, in the lobby, as well as I remember meeting Lindow, Tsubaki, and Sakyua. However, the memory of how I came so close being ogretail food still chilled my spine. I suddenly became aware of Hibari's annoyed call of my name. I turned my head towards her, giving her all of my attention. Which wasn't so hard, seeing as she was incredibly easy on the eyes.

"It is about time you respond." She said somewhat bitter. "You have a lecture to attend in Dr. Sakaki's lab."

CRAP! I had almost forgotten Dr. Sakaki's lecture. I knew that if I was late, that I would have to pay for it. I quickly hopped to my feet, and rushed up the stairs, and into the lift screaming, "THANK YOU HIBARI" at the top of my lungs.

*FREEZE!- ITS AUTHOR TIME!*

So, this is my very first fan fiction, so please go easy on me for my mistakes, however I do enjoy creative criticism. SO R&R AWAY!

(On next weeks episode, we learn that Jeffery has a terminal illness, Jaime losses all will to live, and WE all learn the true meaning of Christmas. If this Fanfic had anything to do with any of that. XD)