Yoh And Zeke's Baby Sitting Service
I don't own Shaman King.
Now this is a screwed up chapter people will date people you never expected and wait this can't be right Anna is a lesbian and so is Tamaoe. I demand to know who wrote this script!
"You did sir and your sister came up with the idea for a baby sitting service" said my assistant Ichigo from bleach.
Oh ya.
"Oh and it turns out that Yoh is dating Pillica" said my assistant Rukia from Bleach.
Ch.1 Babies are little demons from the bowls of hell.
Day:1
It has been 1 month since the shaman tournament and Yoh and Zeke decided since Yoh became shaman king to start a baby-sitting service to kill time since life got boring.
"Zeke" said Yoh.
"What" asked Zeke?
"Why did we take this job again" asked Yoh?
"I think it was so we could kill time or something" said Zeke.
There were five little babies (demons) running around the house.
"When do the parents come back" asked Zeke?
"I think in the morning" said Yoh.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled Zeke.
"ZEKE SHUSH its only 8:00 p.m. all we have to do now is get them to sleep and take a 9 hour sleep" said Yoh.
"Quick give them this poison we'll say they choked" shouted Zeke pulling out poison.
"Zeke no, no, we don't kill them we put them to sleep and relax and watch porn" said Yoh.
"I still can't believe your fiancé turned out to be a lesbian" said Zeke.
"Yup now she and Tamaoe are dating" said Yoh.
"Ya now I have to find a girl" said Zeke.
"I found a girl" said Yoh.
"Who" asked Zeke?
"Pillica" said Yoh.
"WTF!" said Zeke.
"Weird isn't it" said Yoh.
"Well Yah" said Zeke.
Then a baby started to try to get to one the remotes to the TV.
"Hey stop that" said Yoh running to the baby.
Then one of the babies climb the shelf's and got to the heat adjuster thing and put it on 90 degrees.
"Man its hot" said Zeke.
Yoh tried to adjust it when it blew up.
"Holy shit" said Yoh.
They grabbed the fans and put them in the babies rooms so they could stay cool and put the babies to sleep.
"Okay its hot what do we do" asked Zeke.
"Well we have to be in shorts instead of pants" said Yoh.
After 30 minutes they cut there pants to make shorts and took off their shirts so it wasn't so hot.
"Yoh" said Zeke.
"What" asked Yoh?
"I kind of feel free" said Zeke.
"That's nice" said Yoh.
"Pull out the bed" said Zeke.
Yoh turned the couch into a bed you know its one of those bed like couches were a couch rolls out into a bed.
They both fell asleep on the bed and felt relaxed that the babies (demons) were asleep.
"Night" said Yoh.
"Night" said Zeke.
The next morning…
The mom and dad of the babies entered the house and saw Yoh and Zeke sleeping on the bed without shirts.
"Oh my god gay people did it on our bed" said the mother.
"I knew we should have got the lesbians" said the dad.
Yoh and Zeke woke up.
"Hello" said both.
"You guys are sick" said the mother.
"Oh no quick get me a thermometer" said Yoh in panic.
"Idiot" said Zeke.
"You guys had sex on our bed" said the dad.
"No we didn't" said Yoh.
"Yes you did" said the dad.
"For Pete's sake it was 90 degrees and it was hot so we took of our shirts to stay cool and I even cut these 500 dollar pants just to stay cool" said Zeke.
"Where'd you get 500 hundred dollars" asked Yoh?
"I don't know" said Zeke.
"Just leave" said the mother.
"But" said Yoh.
"Just leave" said the dad.
"Well looks like we don't get paid" said Yoh leaving the house.
"Okay bye" said the dad giving both 100 dollars.
"Those parents were dumb" said Zeke.
"Why do you say that" asked Yoh?
Then the house they baby sat at explodes.
"MWAHAHAHA" laughs Zeke.
End.
Well what do you think not very funny first of all. But what happens when they have to baby sit two 9 year old fan-girls.
It won't be pretty.
Ch.2 True Hell