This is the rewrite of a random idea I had while sitting in my car. Let's just see what happens this might end up a oneshot I don't know. This was writted in script format and now it's not anything in italics is Mando'a! So I decided to put Fi, Darman, Obi-Wan (the driver), Me, Anakin, Cody and Rex in the van. Here goes!
-Tama

Fi couldn't sit still.

"Tama this is really uncomfortable."

I looked back at him from staring out the window.

"Suck it up." He frowned trying to look innocent.

"But-" I shut him up with a look and flipped him off.
Darman tapped me on my shoulder.

"I don't want to sound whiny but he's got a point." Fi kept fidgeting and pulling on his armor.

Seriously Tama this body armor squeezes in all the wrong places when you sit for too long!"
My face went all pale and I gagged.

"For God's sake Fi I didn't need to know that!" Now I was the one squirming around. Fi smiled sweetly,

"Can we take it off then?" I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah go for it. You really didn't have to share!"
Fi Grinned like a little kid, "I know it's just funny to watch you squirm. OW! Darman get your shebs outta my face!" Darman was havin' some major issues getting his leg plate off and had his butt facing towards Fi. At the steering wheel Obi-Wan closed his eyes and shook his head.

Fi took the opportunity, "WATCH THE ROAD! YOU'RE GONNA HIT THAT DEER!"

Obi-Wan panicked and swerved into the other lane. Until he realized there was no deer. I looked at him trying not to laugh and faking empathy.
"This is what you have to put up with? I feel really bad for you." He shook his head and pointed at the very back seat,

"No Cody is much more mature than that." I looked back and my eyebrows shot up, "Really? 'Cuz it kinda looks like he's strangling Rex."
Obi-Wan glanced up at the rear view mirror, "Commander!" Cody glanced up from strangling Rex who looked ready to pass out.

"Let the Captain go." He reluctantly did and sat pouting. Rex was gasping for air.
"Thank you sir." I kept looking at Rex as his face went back to its normal color.

"What'd you do?"
Cody frowned and looked over Darman's shoulder at me

"He said Commander Barriss and I would make a "cute" couple." My face turned be=right red and I started climbing back to kill Rex. When my face was in a very awkward place in Fi's lap Obi-Wan grabbed my shirt and pulled me back into my seat.
"Tama! Sit down."

"But Rex said-"

"I heard now sit." Fi was practically dying of laughter.

"Oh dude Tama you just got postpwnd." I whipped around and gave him a confused look.
"Where the hell did you learn that?"

"Can't remember."
I wanted to scream. Don't get me wrong I love my clones but they can get on my nerves.
A squished voice came from behind Rex.

"Get off"
"Oh. Sorry sir." Rex sat up to reveal a very squished Anakin

I started jumping up and down in my seat like a total doofus,

"OMG Anakin! I totally forgot you were in here!" He shot me a nasty look,

"Obviously." I put on a baby face and talked to him like he was a small child.
"Aw, is the future Sith cranky?" The clones all started laughing at that and Obi-Wan let out a loud snort.
"I'M NOT A SITH!" Anakin was getting angry and Obi-Wan gave him the look through the mirror. I smiled .

"Not yet." He looked super offended.

"Sleemo."

"Chakaar." Fi's eyes got huge.
"Oooh careful general."
"What does that mean Ahsoka calls me that all the time." The entire car-minus Anakin started laughing. Rex glanced over at his general with his hand over his mouth.

"Sir, it means you've been getting cussed out by a 14 year old."
Cody started laughing harder and was almost hanging out the window.

"You better watch it sir."

"Can I get the translation." Anakin looked at Darman, his face turning red.

"Literally sir, Grave robber; technically scum, or asshole."

Anakin shrugged.

"Oh well I called Tama the same thing."
I turned around and scrunched up my face.

"Actually you called me slime not scum." He started staring me down.

"It's the same damn thing!" I kinda lost it.

"No it's not dumbass. Did you understand that? Or do you want me to repeat it slower?"

Anakin was totally pissed by then and looked freakin hilarious.

"Shut the hell up!"

Obi-Wan suddenly seemed not as amused.

"Can we keep the language to a minimum? I'm trying to drive." I put up an eyebrow and f=gave him a weird look.

"Us cussing has nothing to do with you driving." He looked over at me trying to look superior.

"Yes it does." I rolled my eyes like the teenager I am.

"Fine guys switch to monkeys and watermelon."

Fi thought about it for a second, "watermelon; Nah not the same effect."

Anakin slouched down in his seat.

"This sucks."

"Nuh uh." Anakin shook his head.

"Not for you. You're in a car with six handsome men."

"No I'm in a car with five hot guys and you." Everyone started laughing again even Obi-Wan.

Rex looked at Anakin again.

"Sir, you might want to give up she's always going to beat you."

I smiled super sweetly at him then got an idea.

"Listen to your captain Anakin. Ya know Rex you should be the general. I move for a vote of no confidence in Anakin Skywalker."

Fi raised his hand.

"I second that." Then he saw Anakin's face.

"Uh, I mean I second that sir!" He did a fake salute to prove a point.

Anakin looked out the window and pouted.

"I hate my life." By then I was seriously sick of him.

"Oh get over it emo boy."

Anakin looked at me then back out the window, "Poodu!" I really really wanted to knock him out. "Huttese is so not threatening. It just sounds funny."

Obi-Wan came to Anakin's defence.

"Tama leave him alone."

"Why?"

"Because we need him."

"Okay, but only if he says I'm the bomb dig."

Anakin sat up.

"Yeah when Tatooine freezes over."

I smiled again.

"That can be arranged, just call Sidious and tell him to bring the Death Star. We'll blow up the suns."

Obi-Wan shook his head again.

"Why do you assume Anakin knows the Sith?"

"'Cuz they totally become BFF's!" Obi-Wan face palmed again.

The clones just sat there feeling awkward Until Rex spoke up.

"Oh hey look Famous Dave's. Let's go!"

Obi-Wan turned into the parking lot and we all got out of the van with me and Anakin still arguing.

A/N: Taaaa Daaa what do you guys think? There will hopefully be more later like possibly what happens in Famous Dave's. I kinda wanna do the characters on a plane, a hotel room and my house, but only if you give me feedback! And I'm sorry if I misspelled something. I was doing this all from memory haha but no excuses Tama! Tell me if I screw something up! And if you don't get the pirate part look up I am a pirate on youtube. It's really funny.

P.S: If you want a certain character in here just tell me in the reviews. Obviously I won't be able to have a whole bunch on a plane but at my house I can! Review review review!

Oh and in case you didn't get the me pissed at Rex thing I have a major humongo crush on Cody haha.

SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE REFRENCE! It's super easy anyone who gets it gets a virtual hug from a 'mando.

Darman: When did we agree to this?

Me: You didn't. Fixer did.

Darman: Figures.