Paralyzed Big Time Rush Parody

by sugarquillsandtea

Song-fic to Big Time Rush's Paralyzed. From any student who was petrified point of view. NOT THE WHOLE SONG!

Petrified Big Time Rush Parody

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Paralyzed, or Big Time Rush

You, you got out of the Chamber

On a simple Hogwarts day,

That's when I saw you for the first time and I was petrified

I had a million things to say

But none came out that day

'Cause I was not a Pureblood

Who had a wizard family

Times start ticking

I can't move at all

And I bet you know that

I try to speak

But snake you got me frozen

I try to walk but I'm frozen as ice

I try to move but I'm still as quill

You got me, petrified, petrified, p-p-petrified

I see you slithering but all you do is slither by

Can't even talk cause my mouth is frozen closed

I'd make a move if I had the legs to

But I'm petrified, petrified, p-p-petrified

Sooo, what did you think? For all of you who are reading Albus Potter: Year One I WILL UPDATE SOON! My little brother wants me to say that he helped me with parts of this… PLEASE REVIEW!