Disclaimer: I am a Fanfiction Author. Figure it out, I know you're smart! You clicked on this story after all. But I do own this little nugget of humour.
I always picture this short scene as a comic but…I can't draw well enough to bother…so, I'll write it instead! Anybody is welcome to give their hand in drawing it themselves however, go for it!
Senju Tsunade looked down at her A-cup chest in disgust. Stupid Jiraiya. How dare he constantly make fun of her! With the amount of times he had ended up unconscious, you'd think he would have learned by now. You don't mess with a woman's breasts. Or in Tsunade's case, lack thereof.
She glanced down at the scroll in her hands, she had found it in her grandfather's library. The Akimichi clan's Bubun Baika no jutsu (Partial Expansion jutsu). She was tempted. Ooh, she was tempted. But if Jiraiya found out…Tsunade shuddered to think of the pervert's reaction. But…just for a moment couldn't hurt, right?
Looking around intently, scanning until she was positive she was alone, Tsunade formed the hand signs required.
"Bubun Baika no jutsu!"
Tsunade's back ached and bent at the sudden weight of her oversized chest, which weighed more than the rest of her body put together! Way too big! She'd take her A-cups any day, thanks! Forming the release sign behind her back – as she couldn't reach around her front – she screamed, "Kai! (Release)"
And like a deflating balloon, the grotesques breasts shrunk at a rapid speed…only to stop suddenly, still being the size of watermelons. Tsunade blinked.
"Kai!"
…Nothing.
"Kai, Kai, Kai!"
Nope…Shit.
Tsunade frantically picked up the discarded scroll, searching for an explanation. And boy, did she find one.
'Bubun Baika no jutsu is a specialised Akimichi clan technique, requiring Akimichi blood if it is to work to full effect. It is not used by non-Akimichi Shinobi as it is prone to side effects such as deformities, permanent shrinkage and/or enlargement and anorexia after the fact. Not to be used outside of the Akimichi clan, who do not suffer these affects.'
"…Fuck."
Haha, I thought of this ages ago, finally got around to writing it. Should I add a chapter 2, of people's reactions?