WARNING: Racist jokes inbound. If you happen to be offended by these then please don't read this. I am not legitimately racist. These jokes are just for laughs and I do not condone the use of racial slurs to hurt others rather than for jokes. Anyway, enjoy!
An English lesbian and a Mexican cyberterrorist enter a convenience store wearing masks and trench coats and carrying two duffel bags.
"What are we doing here again?" The English woman asks.
"Alright, Tracer, here's an RPG. Go blow up that fucking guy manning the cashier," Says the Mexican woman.
"Whatever you say, Sombra."
Tracer points the RPG at the cashier and shoots, blowing up half the convenience store and the clerk along with it. Blood is everywhere. Tracer picks up part of the clerk's brains and eats it.
"Hm. Brains actually taste really fucking good," Tracer notes.
"Tacos are still better."
"Shut the fuck up you fucking maraca shaking nacho eating sombrero wearing hacker, tacos are shit compared to brains."
"Whatever."
"Wait. Sombra, didn't we come here to steal the money in the cash register?"
"Uh, yeah."
"We blew it up."
"What do you mean?"
"Fine. I blew it up."
"Better."
"Well, what now?"
"I have an idea."
Sombra takes a shit on the floor and then Tracer takes a shit on the same spot then they ride their car but they end up crashing it and get stuck so they get arrested and are thrown into jail but Tracer pulse bombs the entire prison so they get out and flee to Vietnam where they start a second Vietnam war and end up dying in it.
The end