"So Stephanie, how are things going with that Fletcher chap? Is he being nice to you? He's not taking advantage of you is he?"

"OH my god dad! As if you ask me that!" Valkyrie exclaimed. "We aren't even going out anymore"

"Is that because he was taking advantage of you?"

"Jesus Christ Edmund! Will you stop torturing that poor girl" exclaimed

"Ummm dad do we actually have to go to this stupid family event?" Valkyrie asked

"Yes Stephanie we do have to go to your cousins wedding… in which you are one of the bridesmaids, so yes."

"Fine... I still don't know why it's such a big deal we have to go, they're going to get divorced in like a month."

"Oh my god Stephanie! I can't believe you would say that!"

"it's true though"

"And by the power vested in me by…" Good god, this is such a drainer, I can't believe I'm here in a frilly pink dress watching probably the most dull thing in the world when I could be out with skulduggery fighting bad guys, I wonder if my boots are thinking about me right now? All I want to do is take off these ridiculous high heels and lie down… HOLY CRAP, they're kissing! All these years I knew my cousin was a bit of a floosy but she's really going for it… wow! All I can think of now is a chick feeding from its mothers mouth! That is truly disgusting. It truly is amazing how many ways I can put down my cousins, I wonder if anyone else has picked up on that?

"OHHH hello there Stephanie! It has been years since ive seen you, you're all grown up!"

"Ahhhh hay…A..U..N..T..I..E." Valkyrie slowly pronounced so her mother could send her the right or wrong signal… "Mom it's all over there was a touching ceremony, a lovely dance, and a great meal blah blah blah, can I please leave now before they do that super annoying, cliché of toss a handful of roses into a crowd of desperate women so they can fight over it like savages?"

"For the last time Steph, the answers no!

"But…"

"I said no, and the only real reason you want to leave is because your cousin won't stop hassling you over the whole Fletcher thing."

"I hate it when you're right!"

Hope you guys enjoyed it, of course it's only a epilogue and I'm new to fanfiction so please stay tuned because I promise that I will release more soon and finally I hope you enjoyed the fact that Valkyrie doesn't get pregnant because I'm sick of most the story's being about Valkyrie getting pregnant!

P.s. Special thanks to 'The Darkness Is Alive' he got me into fanfiction reads some of his publishing's there really good