Shadowclone076

If you are new to this, do not fret, I will be explanatory, and if you aren't new, it will just let you refresh your Rebirth knowledge. I told you I wouldn't be gone long! I CANT leave you hanging. On To The Story!

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (but I do own the characters I created)

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Mac POV

Walking back to the Mist village was Mac, but his real name in this universe is Jin, but he refuses to use a name that isn't his. You see, he is from our world, died in a chase, fell from an office complex onto the street below. I may be going fast, so let's begin from the beginning.

He was reborn into the Naruto universe by some crazy luck (or the latter) and happened to be somebody who was not supposed to make a big splash in the series. But when his memories from his past life came to him, he exploited his Naruto knowledge to go from dying in the academy to just sucking (It's an improvement.)

Eventually he went on a mission and had his eye stolen by a crazy kid, who later is found out to having been manipulated by a 'curse mark'. When he was reunited with his best friend from his past life (died at the same time he did), he immediately vowed to be an awesome help, but was slightly envious seeing as how he ended up being 'Sasuke'. But because of their existence, he was named Ichi instead, and even ripped from his family from a young age. The reason is as of yet, unclear.

Despite all the chaos, Mac takes to it like a duck to water, loving the madness, but hating the quiet moments. So as he walks back to his village with his team of Yumi (AKA Rainbow brow, uses drunken fist and fire jutsu) and Rikku (Girl, AKA EMO, uses dark Genjutsu assisted by mushroom spores and unknown Kekegenkai) he plots his escape to a more fun group.

(For newcomers, Mac is the guy in the profile pic, Hideo is the ninja, and Ichi's pic is on Fictionpress)

"This is so fukking dull!" Mac says, winding his arm.

"We will get there in one more day, you'll survive." Says his sensei, AKA, dust cloud sensei.

"I wouldn't be so sure!"

And unknown figure leaps from the treetops down in front of the group.

"What fun, more bandits, you picked the wrong group, bitch!" Says Yumi, ducking into a fighting stance.

The 'bandit' stands up fully, showing that she is not in a battle stance. If it weren't for the leather armour, dual daggers in the belt and black hood, she would have come off as a messenger and not a bandit.

"Look, I am not a bandit, but I will take that sword, JIN!" Says the girl, pointing at Jin/Mac's epic long sword.

"No way! This is my baby! You're gonna have to rip it from my cold dead carcass!" Mac says, hugging his sword close to himself.

"You leave me no choice." The 'bandit' draws her daggers and lunges for Mac, but is intercepted by Yumi's kunai, and is followed up by a kick, sending her stumbling backwards.

"Only I get to kill Mac!" Shouts Yumi.

"Yeah! Hey, what?" Mac says.

"You don't understand! That sword doesn't belong to Jin! He stole it! I am merely trying to return it!"

"What could you possibly gain from that!?" Shouts Mac.

"I was hired to retrieve it!"

The girl lunges again, but makes a handsign.

"Ninja Art; Fire Mist!"

A red cloud of flames surround everyone, causing everyone to scream and panic about the pain, all except Rikku, who stares down the girl. Both look at each other with serious gleams.

"Genjutsu is impossible on me. But you are another story." Says Rikku.

Rikku points her arm at the girl, and then slowly lifts her index finger at her.

The girl senses the coming attack, and swiftly dodges the mushrooms that were carried by the gust of wind.

'Very clever, distract the person with slight hypnotic signs in the hand, and with the other, send a mushroom spore with the wind. It is amazing that he can manipulate the wind.' Thinks the girl.

Rikku uses both hands, closed fists, opening slowly, dispelling the spores from her hands slowly, as they remain invisible to the eyes in their small quantity.

The girl dodges the wind movements, refusing to fall under a 5 senses Genjutsu (most powerful, second only to Tsukuyomi)

The girl makes hand signs.

"Fire style; Flame plume!"

A flame wall is made in front of the girl, burning the spores, killing the plant molecules. She immediately throws a kunai at Mac's back, dislodging the swords strap and causing it fall to the ground. She tosses shuriken and smoke bombs, making a ninja escape.

"Damnit!" Rikku closed her eyes in frustration.

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How is that!? An unknown girl appears who claims that she is just retrieving a stolen sword, Mac's sword. Is it the truth? And how will the already the already sucky Mac get on without his sword? Let's find out next chapter, now its Ichi's turn!

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I woke up abruptly. I checked my calendar; it was the day Jariya would show up. I planned on tagging along, explaining Naruto's condition if necessary. I was in 'my' old room. I decided to move into the abandoned Uchiha Complex.

I left in search of Naruto, and instead found Asuma and Kurenai at a coffee shop…I know how this ends.

They started to talk to Kakashi, so that means that the shop over there must be.

I jumped from my hiding spot, dashing for the shop, keeping an eye open for any escape routes.

I ripped open the curtains, but they weren't there.

"Well hi there, Ichi, care to tell me why you are in such a rush?" Kakashi did his eye smile.

"Have you seen Naruto?" I know why they are here, and last time I had to get beat up. It is necessary.

"Oh? He is speaking to Jariaya.

I gotta hurry!

"…or maybe Ichi would like to get some special training."

"Yes, would!" I say out of breath.

"No way! I had dibs!" Naruto complained.

"Whoa! Whoa! Ichi, you wouldn't be interested in this trip anyways." Jariya says.

"You don't have to train me, but I am going with."

"Yeah, you better not mess up my training Ichi!" Naruto says, crossed arms.

Jariya looks at me for a moment.

"I know." I whisper.

"Ok, that settles it, I will take both of you with me."

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Ok, that was a biggie, if you are confused, then I failed in my objective of letting new readers feel welcome. I don't want to rely on having you read 40'000 words in total to get here. So I tried to make a shortcut. However, if you are ok, WELCOME! You are what will keep this wheel turning. I don't let my readers down. I am dedicated, even if it's a junk chapter that I have to upload
(sorry for those. ^_^')

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