Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to JKR. Overall madness belongs to me.
Warning: crack. A lot of crack. You can expect literally everything to happen here.
IMPORTANT NOTE: I'm not a native speaker of English, so if one of you notices some mistakes, be kind enough to point them out, will you? They would be corrected by the next update.
The teacher with a mission
"Don't kill me!"
"That was not my intention" said the wizard with twinkling eyes, who had just Apparated in front of him. "I don't care if you're a Death Eater or not. However, professor Slughorn retires this year, and that's why I ask you to take the position of the Potions Master at Hogwarts."
Snape looked as if he was about to start crying.
"I'll do everything for you! I'll drop the Dark Arts! I'll spy on my Lord! I'll kill you when you ask for that! Just don't send me to teach these morons!"
The headmaster's eyes were now twinkling even more.
AN: Severus was just so happy to be a professor.