Hello all! I'm finally back. Things have been crazy lately and they probably will be insane with the baby due in 8 days but I already have the story written so it's just a matter of uploading. so yay for that. Now this story is a non-canon. I have recently starting reading them and fallen absolutely in love with them. In this story Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Edward, Angela, Mike, and Jessica are all actors in a movie called Dusk, basically twilight. However in the movie their names are the real-life names. Example: Edward plays Rob Pattinson in Dusk. So when real life names are used in this story it is referring to their characters in the "movie". Any more questions just ask! Also I don't have a beta so sorry for that and if anybody wants to beta that would be awesome! Now on to the story.
"I can't believe we are actually doing this! This is so retarded. Let's just go home." I said to my best friend Alice. I can't believe she talked me into doing this. I haven't dated in over five years! Even then I was a stupid little girl in high school! I can't flirt I don't know what I'm doing. Oh god. Why did I agree to go out?!
-FLASHBACK-
"So Bella now that you are single we need to get you back into the dating scene. I purpose we go out this weekend. Your favorite band is playing at this little club."
I stared at her like she was out of her mind. She had to be! I've only been single for about three weeks.
"I told you I wanted to work on myself and change back to the exuberant young me before I go out on the dating scene. Not the boring me who just got out of a five year relationship and don't even think about saying that I'm not working on myself. I am! I can't help it if it's slow comings." Hehe Coming. No bad Bella, stay on track!
"You know I just got my hair done and my appointment for my new tattoo is next week. I've lost some weight so I'm only 10 pounds from my goal weight and I just got that internship I wanted. I promise by the time get my tattoo my refurbishing shall be done. Then we will go out? Okay? Please?" I pleaded with her with my eyes. She was a hard nut to crack but she couldn't resist my puppy eyes especially when I make myself get teary eyed. Oh that's it! She's going to crack!
"Fine but we are going two weeks after you get your tattoo that way you can show it off."
Right, show it off. Haha. It will be on the back of my neck I don't think many people will notice.
"People will notice, don't doubt the power of a sexy up-do!" She said as she walked off to our kitchen. How the hell did she know what I was thinking?
"I know because I've known you for 16 years! Duh!" She yelled while microwaving some popcorn.
-END FLASHBACK-
"No! We are staying right here. This isn't a big deal, you can do it. Worse happens is it's just you and I getting drinks and watching a band play some hopefully good music. Relax!" That's true. What am I worrying about it's not that big of a deal It's not like this is a blind date. We are just out getting drink and seeing a band. Having fun and it's not like we haven't done this a million times I'm just single now.
"Who is playing tonight anyways?" I asked while looking around our favorite little club and waved at Brad, our favorite gay bartender. He smiled back and signed to us that he would be over in one minute.
"Brad said he will be over in a minute by the way."
"I know I can do sign language just as well as you!" she said while downing her daiquiri. Why she always got girly drinks boggles my mind. Something about being feminine or some bullshit like that. Guess I'm not much of a lady for drinking a scotch than. Haha.
"Hey! My two favorite bitches! How are you doing tonight darlings?" Brad said while kissing both are cheeks.
"We are doing great! Bella here just got out the bore of a relationship she was in with Jake and this is her first night out as a single gal in 5 YEARS!"
Brad plucked me off my seat and had me twirl. "Oh well darling you look fabulous! You've lost weight and your hair! Oh my god is that a new tattoo! Amazing transformation! Wait Jake, the one with the two inch dick?" Brad asked with eyebrows raised with a pitiful look on his face.
"Yep that's the one or should I say two. Haha. How I ever managed to stay with him as long as I did I will never know. God am I a saint or what? Haha. So Brad how is the new boyfriend? Last I heard you were dating the guy who was all virginal." I asked turning the tables on him to get the spotlight off of me.
"Oh yes and I must say he is a tiger in bed, timid at first but we soon over came that. Everything is going splendiferous! I think he might be the one. I know I say that about every great fuck but I'm serious with this one. I'm asking him to move in with me!" Holy shit!! Brad is settling down!!!!
"Holy shit!" "Oh my fuck!" Alice and I exclaimed at the same time and stared open mouthed at him.
"Oh shit Brad, Congrats!!! That's amazing, we are so happy for you!" Alice said exuberantly. I just smiled hugely and nodded along.
"Yes well thank you darlings. Okay now B since you are now your newly single fun self once again not that you weren't fun before but now you can be shit crazy and not have to worry about upsetting the dipshit you had at home. So let's have you sing. Karaoke hour will be ending in about 20 minutes then the band goes on. Please sing Hun! You have such an amazing voice and I haven't heard it in such a terribly long while. Please?" Brad begged
"Brad you heard me close to a month ago at our fiesta night. Plus I need way more liquor in order to get me to sing." As soon as the words were out of my mouth I regretted them because telling by the looks on Alice and Brad's face they were going to get me wasted. Great…
Brad went back behind the bar while Alice and I chatted about our upcoming plans to redo the living room. Just as we were discussing the cute rose printed coach at IKEA we wanted I felt a spotlight on me and heard Brad's voice boom through the sound system. Oh dear god. What is he doing now?!
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS THE END OF OUR KARAOKE HOUR BUT BEFORE MOVE ON WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST COME UP AND SING. SHE IS A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE AND THIS IS HER FIRST NIGHT OUT AS A NEWLY SINGLE LADY AND I THINK SHE SHOULD START IT OFF WITH A BANG. SO PLEASE HELP ME WELCOME HER ONTO THE STAGE!"
I'm going to kill him. He will be dead by the end of the night. That dipshit I said I needed more alcohol in order for it to happen!!!
I flushed immediately a shot daggers at Alice and walked up to the stage and there sitting on the stool in front of the microphone was three shots of whiskey. Damn Brad!
I quickly took the three shots as the crowd cheered me on and I laughed.
"Okay I chose this song because my best friend and I both love this song! So hope you like!" I said while laughing and told the DJ the song and started singing Crush Crush Crush by Paramore.
I got a lot to say to you
Yeah, I got a lot to say
I noticed your eyes are always glued to me
Keeping them here
And it makes no sense at all
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
Crush
Crush
Crush
Crush, crush
(Two, three, four!)
Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one, two I was just counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than this
If you want to play it like a game
Well, come on, come on, let's play
Cause I'd rather waste my life pretending
Than have to forget you for one whole minute
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
Crush
Crush
Crush
Crush, crush
(Two, three, four!)
Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one, two I was just counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than this now
Rock and roll, baby
Don't you know that we're all alone now?
I need something to sing about
Rock and roll, hey
Don't you know, baby, we're all alone now?
I need something to sing about
Rock and roll, hey
Don't you know, baby, we're all alone now?
Give me something to sing about
Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one, two I was just counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than
No, oh
Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one, two I was just counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than
More than this
By the time I finished the crowd was clapping and Alice was giving me a standing ovation. I walked up to her and hugged her tightly.
"Next time you are singing with me bitch. Now how about we get some drinks I need some alcohol after that." I said before walking over the bar to tell Brad what we wanted.
"You have an amazing voice." I heard being said and looked to my left to see no other than Jasper Whitlock from Dusk. Holy crap it's the man of my dreams.