Saru: Yet another story by Storm and I.

Storm: YEP!!

Saru and Storm: WE DON'T OWN NARUTO!!

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"Do we really have to do this, Leader-sama?"asked a very irate Uchiha Itachi. "Yes we do, Itachi. The fate of Akatsuki

rests on this alliance with Konoha. If we do not hold up our end of the deal, how can we expect them to hold up theirs?"

"Oh! Oh! Leader-sama, I have a question!"Tobi yelled as he madly waved his hand around. Pein covered his face with his

hand. He could feel a headache coming on. "Yes, Tobi, what is it?" "Why are we going to Konoha again?" All the Akatsuki

members looked at Tobi like he was idiot. Wait. He is an idiot. Pein stared at Tobi. Oh yeah, he definitely had a headache

now. "Well, you see Tobi, it all started when-

Flashback no Jutsu

"So, you want an alliance with Konoha?" asked a incredulous Tsunade." Yes. I believe that is what I said." stated a very

annoyed Pein for the fiftieth time. It was obvious to everyone that she was drunk. "Why do you want an alliance again?" Pein

sighed. "We want an alliance because we believe that both Konoha and the Akatsuki will benefit from it. As you know, Orochimaru

is on the rise. We believe that he will soon attack Konoha. We want to use this to our advantage and kill him. Not to mention that

you could use the military power."I -hic- agree with –hic- you. You may move your base to Konoha."Tsunade said as she stood to

leave. "Thank you, Tsunade-san. "and with that the Akatsuki left to prepare for travel.

Flashback! Kai!

"Oh so thaaaaaaat's why we're going to Konoha." said Tobi with a look of thought on his face. Well, we think it was a

look of thought. You never can tell with that mask on." Yes Tobi, that is why weare going to Konoha" Pein said calmly,

though his head was throbbing. "I think I get it now." Everyone,except Itachi, leaned in. Had someone worked a miracle? Did

Tobi somehow acquire a brain? "But, I stilldon't understand why we have to go to Konoha." Everyone, except Itachi face

faulted. Now you may be asking why Tobi facefaulted. And you know what? I may be the authoress but even I don't know

why he did. "You have got to be fucking kidding me! He just told you that, dumbass!" cussed, err, stated Hidan.

"Oh look it's the Konoha Gates, he he." Deidara said nervously. Hidan was scary when he"blew up".

"Hmm, it seems

that Deidara is right. How to does it feel to be home Itachi?" asked Kisame. Itachi stared at him for a moment, face and

Sharingan eyes portraying nothing. Nobody expected him to answer. "It feels…odd." answered Itachi. "So Itachi-san can

talk! Who'd of thought?! Mean he doesn't answer Tobi's questions! It's a miracle." Tobi then began to…dance?! I'm not quite

sure what he's doing. Is that the lawn mower!? Crank Dat? Oh my Gosh, he's walking it out! My lazy eyes! "Tobi! What the

name of Jashin-sama are you doing!" screamed Hidan. Kisame pulled out Samehada and started waving it around rapidly.

Konan (yeah, she's there too.) used her paper to cover her eyes. Kakuzu used money to cover his eyes. Sasori pulled his

Sandaime Kazekage puppet out. (Wonder what he's going to do with that?) Uh, yea giant owl-bird things made out of clay.

(Hmm, I wonder.) Itachi silently pulled his straw hat down and walked ahead, bell jingling. (Hee Hee Jingling)